forum An Inevitability Chatoic but Good Q&A

Started March 06, 2019 by Deleted user

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Asura: Defender of the universe
Milo @ me: I swear to fuck if you keep writing voltron references in our dialogue I will break the fourth wall, remove myself from the story and punch you in the face, stop this
James: Does anybody want to know what my occupation is?
Asura: abSOLUTELY NOT, THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

(Wowwww only one more page, I’m dissapointed in you guys. Jk jk)
Lila: with wide eyes, to Oliver Oh my god these people don’t know what a phone is
Oliver: Uhhh yeah Salazar. Some people are from different timelines, get used to it.
Lila: muttering But . . . but phones
Oliver: Uh oh. You guys broke Lila

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Me: oh that's what you were talking ab-

Cam: I KILL PEOPLE

M: you can't just say that, McFuckingStupid

Me: Oof
Malachi: Too focused on his flower crowns to notice the profane language
Lata: Honestly I've heard worse. Wakes up Cal to answer the question
Cal: W- huh..? Aw sh- shoootttt, yes shoot.
Lata: Nice.

Cal: Um it depends on the story line - excuse my wall break. In one, I've been a sweets maker, in another a blacksmith so I guess it varies a lot.
Lata: I'm young, but I do a bit of potion work. Seeing as I'm, you know, a witch.
Malachi: I could make you a flower crown???

Parker: quietly alarmed at Cam Um, I’m a doctor. And a witch, but that more adds to the job
Aster: And I am the defender of the forest! Oh yeah and a witch

Lot: Not legally obligated to say.

Ant Rolling his eyes: We're all spies.

Lot: Traitor.

Sonna: Yep! Lotus is team leader and communication master. Anthony is their second, he does basically the same thing if Lot is on the field rather than cooped up. Acacia works with disguises and out on the field like the rest of us.

Grant, Acacia, and My all nod along.

Lot: Traitors, all of you.

(If it makes you feel any better, I found myself over here laughing about it)

Aurelius: Well, I work in a nursery that takes care of dragon hatchlings. Or I used to… I kind of lost my job over an accident that was not my fault.
Ignis: I’m a librarian! I help people access public records, and I also write some on the side.
Fiera: I’m a princess. But that really just means my dad uses me and my abilities for his own personal gain. Uses me for “foreign relations” when he really just means for me to find people to die for him in his military.
Cyrus: I don’t really… have a job. You see, my dad is evil and he’s dragged me around for years. If I have a “job,” it’s just being the object for my father to take out his anger on…”

Oliver: Well I’m a student, and part-time superhero
Lila: I’m a student, freelancer, and part-time supervillian
Oliver: putting his arm around her But she’s got a heart of gold!
Lila: No. I don’t have a heart.

Axtin: Technically I'm a contract demon, though I do more than just contracts~

Me: oh shit i have other characters. My job is to forget about everything.

Neo ignores me: I'm a King! A King of my town. It's great.

M: I'm not allowed to say.

Zack: snoring softly

Olvier: I'm unemployed lol

Lot: Same here. Heartless.

My: I saw you cry yesterday over those kids.

Ant: It's true I saw it too.

Lot: …Why do you betray me so?

Oliver: Uhhh should you refer to me as “Oliver M.” or something so people don’t get confused?
Me: Oh yeah, probably

Me: … ye sounds good.
Oliver: Shrugs

Milo: I work at a mini-mart sort of thing, but I live in a mansion because I accidentally fell in love with this dumbass demon king and now we're married I guess

Oliver M: grinning cool
Aster: Raises her hand and bounces up and down

Me glancing at Aster: Um, you don't have to raise your hand to talk.

M mutters: Yeah, we're not in Elementary school anymore, people…

Me: muffled screeching Math suckssssssssssssssssssss
Lata: Ha I've never seen any of this trash in my life! Why did you sign up for this if you knew this would happen?
Me: I had no choiceeeeeeee. It was either that or retake a class which is an obvious no.

Milo: I work at a mini-mart sort of thing, but I live in a mansion because I accidentally fell in love with this dumbass demon king and now we're married I guess

Axtin: IS IT ASURA-

Me glancing at Aster: Um, you don't have to raise your hand to talk.

M mutters: Yeah, we're not in Elementary school anymore, people…

Aster: giggles Whoops I knew that. Can I ask the next question? Y’know, once everyone has answered the other one? Or can only Moxie and you guys ask questions?

Me grins: Sure you can! There's no rules against who can ask questions.

Milo: I work at a mini-mart sort of thing, but I live in a mansion because I accidentally fell in love with this dumbass demon king and now we're married I guess

Axtin: IS IT ASURA-

Asura: YES IT'S ME! I'm the demon king he fell in love with~
Milo: I think the only reason he knew it was you is because I called you a dumbass

Oleander: My…..job? Ha! Bold of you to assume I have a job!
Maia: For one I agree with Oleander.
Vivian: I used to be a hunter, and now I work as a politician with this idiot.
Iam: I'm her idiot.
Ophelia: I kinda ship it.
Lucas: I hunt things. Like deer and evil fae who abduct my girlfriend.
Esther: That's my job too!