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Started May 17, 2022 by Deleted user

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Malcolm: Wakes up from a doze, looking around at everyone. When Markus appears, he snorts. Fuck off. And that goes for you too, points at Amber.

(Laughs at Meep, and nudges them with my shoulder. Oh, hush you. But yes. And it’s only fitting that you witnessed his debut. Looks around. I should probably mention that unlike Thomas, Markus is completely and utterly very very gay.)

Elijah: Narrows his eyes at Markus and Sadie. He’s officially in a bad mood.

Markus: Smirks. Just Markus, seriously. Sighs as Dane leaves. Why must I scare off all the good looking men?

Amber: Gives Malcom the bird and returns to examining Markus.

(Lol, thumbs-up)

Malcolm: Snorts in amusement at Elijah’s expression. Dumbass here can’t handle the situation, so he must act all big and angry and suspicious. Fucking pussy. Ignores Markus, but notices Amber and chuckles mockingly. Is that all you got, you dumb bitch?

(Chuckles You clearly haven't met me. I don't hush. Grins You're right. Man, woman, transgender, non-binary. . . anything goes. Turns to Lily and smiles affectionatly Although, at this point, I find it unlikely I'll have to find someone else.)

Sadie: Raises an eyebrow at Elijah Stop scowling. Markus clearly isn't interested in women.

(I smirk. Oh no, I’m pretty sure we’ve met. Scowls playfully while you list, and then smiles when you look at me. Dear Lord, you better not. I intend to keep you all to myself for a long time. Smiles, amused and affectionate. Buuuuut I think you just announced our news?)

Elijah: Rolls his eyes, and moves closer to Sadie. I wasn’t scowling. Just practicing my tough guy face. Huffs. And Don’t act like you weren’t checking him out.
Markus: To Amber. Yikes. Are they always like this?
Amber: Shrugs. I wouldn’t know. Calls back to Malcom. No here’s this. Double birds him.

Malcolm: Overhears Elijah and snickers. What did I say? Fucking pussy. Sees Amber’s reaction and snorts. Fucking pathetic. Put some effort into it, dumbass.

(I chuckle Then why even suggest that I hush? I laugh, poking you in the stomach I wouldn't. And I know you do. I have similar plans. I roll my eyes but smile anyways Yeah, I know. That was the point.)

Sadie: Snorts Yeah. Right. And I wasn't checking him out. He's very clearly not my type. She shoots Malcolm a look that says, in no unclear terms, that if he didn't shut the hell up she would turn him into a smoothie and feed him to a pig

Malcolm: Notices Sadie’s look and gives her a look that is both daring and condescending. Fuck off, bitch. Unless, of course, you want to trade something. You won’t like it though.

(I laugh. Silly goose! Because it’s fun to tell you anyway, even if you never listen. I giggle and scoot away. Good. That’s the price you pay for stealing my heart. You did the crime. Now you do the time. I laugh. Okay, someone changed their mind fast. I laugh and raise my voice. Everyone!!! We have an announcement to make. I lean over and kiss Thomas lightly on the lips. I pull away after a moment, giggling. I gesture between us. That. That was the announcement. We’re together now. Officially.)

Elijah scowls at Malcom. Leave her alone. He looks back at Sadie. The name of your type wouldn’t happen to start with an E, would it?

(Thumbs-up, grin)

Malcolm: Laughs mockingly at Elijah. He then pulls out a nearly complete robot from his pocket and his toolkit. He quickly finishes it, arranging the legs so that the robot would appear like a spider. He then set it loose and pointed at Elijah. The tiny robotic spider zoomed over and climbed onto Elijah, stabbing his legs as it moved around on him. Malcolm couldn’t stop laughing.

(Grins back at Serprentess.)

Elijah: Yelp and leaps around wildly. Good God, man! Turn it off! He stomps on the spider and receives a piercing to his leg.
Amber and Markus watch in mild amusement.
Markus: Should we help him?
Amber: Nah.

Malcolm: Laughing his ass off. Fuck no! Besides, I don’t make machines that turn off and on, they’re self-sufficient and run constantly. Maybe you should sit down and shut the fuck up, and he’ll quit stabbing you.

The spider robot continues climbing all over Elijah, it’s attacks becoming more rapid after Elijah stomped on it, as if he pissed it off.

Elijah: Is now actually bleeding everywhere. What the-He shoves off the spider but it attacks him again, becoming more violent. He earns a large gash across his temple and another to his throat. Seriously! He dodges another stab, knocking his fedora off in the process. Okay, not cool, my man. I liked that hat! Shoves the spider off again and earns a nasty gash on his side.

Kek: Sits cross-legged in a corner and quietly feeds on and absorbs Elijah's pain

Malcolm: Still laughing. Sit down, Elijah the Dumbass, or he will continue hurting you. And, if he kills you, I won’t care. Snickers evilly.

The spider robot has yet to stop attacking Elijah, but a blue light flashes repeatedly on its body, almost like the robot is laughing with Malcolm.

Elijah: A nasty gash to Elijah’s throat and he doubles over coughing up blood.
Markus: Steps between Elijah and Malcom. Okay, Okay, enough! Gets close to Malcom, teeth bared. You’ve had your fun. Now shut it off.

Malcolm: Grins at Markus, completely unfazed. I can’t shut it off.

Sadie: Snarls and instantly, Malcolm and his little pet are blown to tiny chunks. Well, the AI was completely vaporized, but still. She waves a hand over all of Elijah's injuries, healing him, then reconstructs Malcolm at 20, minus an arm, an eye and a leg.

(Me: Just casually writing what happens to Malcolm’s body over time. Lmao!)

Malcolm reforms and collapses to his knees in a bloody coughing fit. The left side of his face is a grotesque mess of burned flesh, his eye gone and his jaw hanging loose. His left arm hung only by a shred of skin. Half of his leg was practically gone, and what remained was heavily burned. The rest of the left side of his body was torn and bloody, his clothes barely hanging onto him.

Malcolm: Glares hatefully up at Sadie with his lone eye. A croaking gurgle sputters from his throat, as if he was trying to speak. He then crawls forward, grabs at Sadie and pulls her down, his fingers tightly wrapping around her throat. A strange, sadistic gleam lights up in his eye, a gleam that wasn’t there before.

Elijah: Collapses on the ground, breathing heavily, his wounds healed but still weak. He attempts to speak but can’t, since he is so out of breath.
Markus: Checks on Elijah. Okay, lets see; how many fingers am I holding up? Holds up his middle finger and grins.
Elijah: Starts to laugh at Markus’ joke but sees Sadie being pulled down at that moment. He shoves Markus out the way with a new burst of adrenaline and roars. Don’t you dare touch her! You filthy pig! He rushes towards Markus, tackling him and pulling him off Sadie. A loud crack cuts the air as the tackle and fall breaks Elijah’s ribs, but he manages to get him away from Sadie. Malcom is knocked unconscious in the scuffle. Elijah crawls back to Sadie, breathing heavy and wincing, and kisses her forehead. Are you okay, my love?

(Me: Elbows Meep. How many of Elijah’s ribs do you think I can break during his and Sadie’s relationship? I laugh. Because if you remember, this is number 2 already.)

Sadie: Barely even has time to react as any of this happens. Adrenaline has flooded her systems and she can barely feel her pain. Yeah. I'm fine. She kneels next to Elijah and checks his ribs. She winces as she hears Elijah choke back a cry. She concentrates, and manages to heal the bones, but the only way she can do this is by taking all of Elijah's pain and injuries. She'd done a heal earlier, and taken the pain onto herself from Elijah's cuts, and from Malcolm getting desintegrated. By the time she'd healed Elijah the second time, she was in excruciating pain and it was a miracle that she could stand, much less walk or talk.

(Chuckles Probably the entire ribcage, love.)

Malcolm: Easily fell unconscious when Elijah tackled him. Somehow he remains alive, even with half of his body being almost completely massacred.

Sadie: Grimly, she grabs a vial of nanobots and pours them on Malcolm Fix. If you can. She takes a deep breath and drops to her knees

The nanobots work on repairing as much of Malcolm’s body as they can, which isn’t much. Then, they link together and melt into each other and Malcolm’s flesh, rebuilding the mask and cybernetic pieces Malcolm had. After a moment to settle, they send a blast of electricity out to shock Malcolm awake, sacrificing themselves to awaken him.

Malcolm: Jerks awake, looking around with a mixture of confusion and caution. Why… He burst into a bloody coughing fit, then decided to remain silent until his body settled. He wiped off his face, watching everyone warily.

Sadie: Glares at Malcolm.

(Btw, this girl is always in pain. Whatever she heals, the pain of whatever she healed stays with her forever. So yeah!)