forum The gang and the texts and the characters and chaos (closed)

Started May 17, 2022 by Deleted user

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Okay! I’m sporadic too, though it has been pointed out that I have schedule? So whatever works, tbh.

Shrug. I have no schedule or routine, and that’s a big part of the issue.

😂 feel that

Elijah: Yo, what’s up fam! Thought it was time we had a gc?

Malcolm: Who the fuck are you and how did you manage to contact me? This fucking thing hasn’t worked in ages, and now it decides to work. What the fuck is going on?

Elijah (intense eyebrow raise before responding): hey man, just Elijah.

Malcolm: Well, Elijah, are you human? Or what some dumbasses I know would call ‘alien’?

Elijah: 🧐 I was human last I checked, homie. Last I checked.

Malcolm: I see. Fucking figures that a hacker would turn this fucking thing on and find me. Alright, Elijah, where the fuck is your camp of ‘saviors’, how many are with you, and where are you at? You can probably guess why I’m asking. After all, what remains of Humanity wants to kill me.

Amber: Listen, chick, you gotta chill. I’m in gc’s all the time, and it’s no big deal. So, like, chill… or I’ll make you.

Sadie: Steps in and looks around, before finally letting her gaze settle on Elijah, Amber and Malcolm
A figure in black also steps in, right on Sadie's heels. She holds up a hand to stop them moving any more.
Sadie: Waves Hello!

Shai: arrives and waves, mouth full of fish Heya!

Elijah: Grins when he sees Sadie and walks up behind her. Boo!

Malcolm: Wow. ‘Chick’ and ‘I’ll make you’. Is that all you can come up with? Fucking pathetic. I’m an old fucking man who doesn’t get around much, so fuck you, fuck off, and get fucked. Now, is this Elijah’s group of ‘saviors’? Is that all of you? If so, you fucks are goddamn stupid.

Elijah: Uh, no, no saviors.

Amber: Shai, fish? Really?

Shai: grins No, actually. This is a squid. A mollusc. NOT a fish. Tastes betetr than fish.

Amber Looks like fish, babe.

Shai: Go get your eyes checked, topsider.

Amber: Rolls eyes. Topsider?

Shai: nods Topsider. Anyone who's not a Seafarer.

Elijah: Thats cool, man.

Malcolm: Well, Elijah, who the fuck are you, and who’s your crew? I don’t like people, and I have no qualms of hunting all of you down. Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had to chase someone with these slow ass legs.