forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ren: making angry bird noises, launching himself after her, and grabbing her by the neck

Corrin: ducks I don't even know you why- Yay, not evil Ren!
Corrin: unpins Kek from Peggy
Kek: That was NOT NICE. You could have HURT PEGGY.
Kek: turns to Corrin Can you get Daefeto here please?
Corrin: He might try to EAT Peggy- Oh. Yeah, okay.
Corrin: summons the demon that is Daefeto

Addic: oh, I'll get Fluffy D, Summons Fully D

Fluffy D: HIIIIYE Deafenotiesds i hassse returnedingd

Corrin: Hi, Fluffy D!
Daefeto: arrives G'hreal nie despotae, niclode zensta-
Corrin: Hello, Daefeto.
Daefeto: Ohhg, you againm. Allows me to traslate: Whyy did you waked me, you annoying piece of-
Daefeto: Ands then I was innterupted. Woiuld you loike me to continuel?
Corrin: NO. Okay, this is actually important. Listen up please. And please stop mispelling words it's annoying-
Daefeto: important? What could be- sees Peggy
Daefeto: Ah. Are we eating the pig again?

Fluffy D: ohhhh! we eating piggzies?

Addic: Fluffy D, don't eat Peggy. have a banana. hands him a bananananana

Fluffy D: ooooo eats banananana

Ren: Laughs at everyone, dodging Ren, tossinghim like a doll back to the ground and tossing more knives at Addic, intent on hitting him since he knocked her knife out of the air

Addic: Hey! stops a few and doges the rest

Ren: falls a bit, hitting the ground hard, then immediately flies back into the air, going to punch Ren out of the sky

Ren: Sighs and, with pinpoint accuracy, pins Addics toes to the ground and paralyzes Ren.

Corrin: Daefeto, qul la Peggy an tanmu ajnihatan li'anani aerifanaha tastatie walakin la yumkin una altahaduth maeaha balaghati aw.
Daefeto: dxfghujiko FINE. talks to Peggy in a language nobody can undertsnad
Peggy: nods and appears to grow wings
Kek: Aw heck yeah. NOW go lick her face, Peggy!

Addic: Go Peggy!!
Fluffy D: Ya Piggy!!

Ren: Laughs and shears Peggy's wings off with 4 well placed knives You know, you guys make amazing target practice! You're lucky I like y'all, otherwise you'd be dead by now.

Addic: PEGGY!!
Fluffy D: I knows likeings zoo laddy.

Peggy: guinea pig snarl and grows more
Daefeto: xdxfghjkl THAT HURT!

(also I just realized I forgot to explain what Corrin said so Daefeto basically lent Peggy HIS wings, which ren now cut off. but now Peggy is growing her own demon wings that were hers originally. he told Daefeto that in Arabic, more or less since I cannot write Arabic in actual Arabic characters on this keyboard. and I edited it a wee bit so it won't translate directly into what I just explained)

(Lmao, so Daefeto now has no wings? Sorry-)

Ren: Slices off the new wings as well Do I care if it hurt you or her?

Addic: you should! look at them. They'er adorable!

Daefeto: confused Me adorable or Peggy adorable? Because neither of those is accurate.

Ren: Grins, puts one hand under her chin But so am I, and I'm much more useful than that demon.

Addic: Smiles Well…

DAefeto: EXQUEEZE ME?!
Daefeto: to Corrin Iilaa alliqa'ia. Hana bihajat lilaa alhusul ealaa ajinihat jadidat lidarbihan
Daefeto: leaves

Ren: hits the ground really hard, probably breaking a few bones :( AAAHGGGHH!!! GET HER!!

Ren: Laughs at Ren's words Sadly, they can't. She finally starts falling, after having stayed in the air impossibly long for someone without wings or wind magic; she then proceeds to go Mach 5, stabbing everyones feet to the ground Now, stay still, people.

Peggy: sad guinea pig noises
Peggy: charges Ren-with-knives
Corrin: Come back Peggy! But also go get her!

Ren: starts to cry, making pained sounds.
Celestei: hits the ground, groaning
The Oracle: I DONT APPRECIATE THAT. *starts to levitate, mouth opening inhumanly wide, showing rows and rows of sharp teeth