forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ren: Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I'm not going to fall through the world, silly!

Kek: Gods, what happened here-
Amber: New people! They happened.
Kek: Okay, cool. I got a guinea pig on the weekend. Imma go get her leaves
Amber: Guinea pig…?

Ren: Gasps Guinea pigs make fun noises when they're stepped on, it's so cute!

Amber: WHAT A GREAT IDEA! DO THEY EXPLODE? I'm not familiar with species like that…. Also what is a guinea? I know what a pig is, but what's a guinea?
Amber: A pig is Gino and sometimes Kek. In case you were wondering.

Ren: Guinea pigs are soft little devil creatures that are fun to kill, silly!

Celestei: grinning. guinea pigs!!

Kek: comes back, no longer a gecko, riding on the back of a guinea pig the size of a truck with horns and a tail with a club
Kek: Meet Peggy!
Amber: What… is that… they're not supposed to be that… big? Or have horns. Do normal guinea pigs have horns? Or… club tails?

Celestei and The Oracle: no, that's a guinea pig. go to pet it

Kek: Actually, she's a demon guinea pig, but close enough
Kek: grins She can eat a whole large pizza in one bite!
Amber: Why? Just why?

The Oracle: giggles same!!!
Celestei: Orac!! Good to see you, bud

ren: Grins demon guinea pig? I could still kill it! Pulls a 6-inch kitchen knife out of her boot and starts playing with it

Celestei: unsheaths her knife. Cut the pig and i'll take your arms.
The Oracle: She will! Ive seen it!!

Kek: You cannot kill Peggy. She has kind-of scales, she has teeth as big and more dangerous - probably, depending on who's holding it - than that knife, her tail can knock you out even if she's not trying - I know from experience - and she has something in her saliva that burns when she licks you!
Kek: Isn't she awesome?
Amber: Where did you even get that thing?

Ren: Snorts Well, I'm kinda unkillable. And very, very adept with knives. Throws it behind her, and it cuts the laces holding Celeste's dress on her See?

Celestei: I love her!!
The Oracle: Continues to hug peggy

Ren: Who, me? If you're talking about me, I'm straight.

(Whoops I didnt even ready that last one XD)

Celestei; gasps, reching for her corset. Oh, I'd love to disagree, babygirl. You seem pretty frisky

Addic: I didn't know you were straight Ren.

Kek: I also brought Corrin
Kek: Because Peggy is technically his but technically mine and technically mine
Corrin: looks around Gods, this place changed. I don't think I even know anyone here anymore- Oh. Hi, Addic.
Kek: petting Peggy There's me!
Corrin: Why thank you, Captain Obvious. How astute of you to notice.
Corrin: Hi Addic!

Ren: Oh, I'm not Wren's Ren. I'm a lady, thank you very much! And fair, Celeste. I do occasionally enjoy a lady.

Addic: CORRIN! I missed you bud. hugs corrin

Addic: ok… this is going to be very confusing.

Ren: You think?

Corrin: Hi. I would have come back sooner but I had… stuff… to do.
Kek: By "stuff" he means that he shut himself up in his house and was trying to train Peggy not to eat Daefeto, and trying to not get Daefeto killed because he tried to eat Peggy.
Corrin: Yeah, pretty much. Wait- there are three Rens? That will be very confusing.

Ren: pops in. you called?
Celestei: what the actual fuck is happening
The Oracle: giggles