Corrin: Another new person! One of the Rens? How did you get here this fast were you just waiting for someone to say your name-
Kek: Behold the glory that is Peggy tada hands
Kek: In case you didn't notice, she's the demon guinea pig the size of a truck.
Corrin: WHy do you keep comparing her to a truck? She's more like the size of a small tank.
Kek: studies Peggy Oh yeah…
Kek: In case you didn't notice, she's the demon guinea pig the size of a tank.
Ren: amazed. woahhh! That’s so dope!! And by the way, I totally wasn’t just waiting here. Pshh, naw. squints eyes. wait, who said I was straight?
Corrin: confused Nobody did?
Kek: Yes, Peggy is much dope.
Amber: leaves
Gino: arrives I have come to see the greatness that is Peggy- Woah she's big.
(guys there's a fox chasing two raccoons away from my garbage cans rn while the poor garbage people are just sitting there waiting for them to leave- and those raccoons is FAT)
Gino: Oh, hi Addic.
Corrin: Does anyone want any squealing potato fries? I started a garden full of 'em so now I always has some… grin
(awwwwwww)
Addic: no one said you were straight Ren. Ren said that she, Ren, was straight.
Addic: ME!! I would like some squealing potato fries!
Corrin: gives Addic a whole basket full of them and pulls out one for himself
Gino: How- where did you get those from?
Kek: Ooooh, I wants, I wants! snatches some
squealing intensifies
Addic: yum… these are so good. I missed you Corrin.
Ren: Hey, Ren and Wren!
Wren: Pops in Yeah? Oh fuck, not you.
Ren: Smiles, bats her eyes at Wren Yes, me!
Addic: crud.
Ren: I’m prettier than you!! Ooh! I want fries!!
(Awwwee!! A raccoon stole my scooter once when I was 7 and a bear dragged our entire garbage can down the street and a cougar wanted to play on our elementary school playground so we had to go into lockdown :)
Wren: Impossible. Noone is prettier than me.
Ren: Says the same thing at the same time as Wren, then laughs
Addic: I am so confused. Wren and Ren are together, but Ren's not?
Ren: Grins No, I'm not with Wren or Ren.
Wren: Mutters Thank the gods for that…
Addic: no, Ren's with Wren. not you Ren.
Corrin: hands out potatoes to all ye who asked
Corrin: So can someone explain who these people are?
Kek: Oooh, nice potatoes. The Ren-with-Wren is nice, Wren with a W is kinda nice? Nyeh. He randomly freezes people in kidair when we're getting to the good parts so dunno. Ren-with-an-R-who-Wren-apparently-hates is a new person who I do not know.
Corrin: more confused
(Gods damn, this is chaotic and I live it all!)
Ren: Sighs, then pulls out two more knives I could solve the entire situation with these two knives.
Wren: Snarls Don't. You. Fucking. Dare.
Ren: I could break your bones with the force of a truck… heyyy I’m getting deja vu
(Mwahahahaha)
Addic: Hands not with Wren Ren a hat Ren with a hat is new, Wren and Ren without a hat are together. The Oracle who I call cow, used to have a daemon, but is free now, and I don't know who Celestie is.
Corrin: Ooooh, knives.
Kek: Peggy, do you like this Ren? If you don't, maybe you can show your appreciation for her by giving her a big ol' lick on her face!
Corrin: That is probably a good idea but probably also not. Fire away, Peggy!
Ren: Takes the hat, put it on after checking to see if it was knife-proof, which it was Thank you.
Addic: GO PEGGY!! WOOO
Ren: yeah Peggy!!! flaps wings oh whoops! I guess I have wings too!!
Ren: Sighs, then launches herself 10 feet vertically in the air, avoiding Peggy entirely, throwing her two knives at Addic and Corrin, knowing Kek can't die, grabbing two more and simply pinning Kek to Peggy
Addic: hey! I gave you a hat! side steps the knife and caches it by the hilt.