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Josephs eye's widened to see the tall pale person in front of him. He started circling them, picking them apart with his eyes. "Fascinating. My name is Joseph. What might you be?"

Vladimir swiveled his head around to stare at the newcomer and sighed, this one definitely looked weird, he was wearing strange things around his eyes. He turned back to Allison with a bored expression. “Will this night ever come to an end?” He asked no in particular.

A man who had very blonde, and very long hair, and who was dark-skinned showed up to the get-together

The man looked like he barely had any meat on his bones and looked like he could use some food, however, this is how he always looked. The man's name was Harry.

Alm watches the little person circle them. Their blue/black eyes follow him carefully until he asked a question. "I'm a Star! Roly is too! We're on a very important mission, right Rol?"
Alm turned their head to see Roly laying on their side and watching the horse with wonderous eyes. Their black/yellow irises trace every step and move the horse makes with their mouth slightly agape in awe at the equine.
Alm cups their hands over their mouth and hollers at their twin. "Roly! Stopping gawking at the cow! We have things to do!"
Roly scrambles up, spooking the horse away and looks at their twin. "What do we gotta do?"
Alm was about to answer only to pause and ponder momentarily. "I forgot."
"Me too."
Alm looks back at Joseph. "My name's Alm! That guy over their is Mr. King. And the other one is Ms. Sourface. And that one-" They see the new blonde haired person and pause. "I dunno! It's another weirdo!"
Roly looks over and gasps. "Holy moly! So many weirdos!"
Alm turns to Joseph, sniffs him, and cringes. "Why do you smell gross?" They cover their nose with their huge claw.

"Hello, Allison." Harry said.
"Do I know you? And its 70$." Allison said
"No, but my name is Harry. And 70$ for what?"
"For sex." Allison said. Harry was about to throw up from that very word: Sex.
"I am not interested in sex, nor romance. You also may know me as Famine." Harry said; he was Famine, Horsemen of The Apocalypse.

(Please refrain from mentioning sex around Literal Giant Star Children Who Are Technically Eleven)
Roly rolls over again but this time towards Harry and Allison. They stop themselves from rolling on top of them and place their hands flat on the grass, lifting themselves up and staring at Harry with a big immature smile. "Hi!! I'm Roly! Do you have a cow too? Like that one?" They point at Vlad's horse. "And what does 'famine' mean?"

(Okay.)
"Famine is basically a lack of food on a wider scale." Harry said, fixing his hand into a ponytail

Roly looks at Harry with big, curious eyes, like they were expecting something else. After a couple seconds their face contorts into rage and impatience. They bring their hands up, ball them up into fists, and slam the ground only once, but that was enough to cause some lingering tremors to echo dangerously through the earth. "And the cow, dummy! I asked if you have a cow!! You too stupid to hear all my words or something!?"Roly yells at Harry loudly and angrily. "Open your ears up you small headed heck darn!"
Alm snaps their head over at their twin with a similar angry expression. "NO CUSSING!!!"
Roly locks eyes with Alm and sticks their tongue out aggressively. Alm retorts with the same gesture.

“Everyone in this little valley!” Vladimir spoke slowly but his voice rose above the commotion so everyone could hear him. “Please refrain yourself from speaking profanity around Alm and Roly, they get very agitated when you do. But if you do continue, then it is your own fault when they accidentally step on you.” He turned his gaze toward Allison holding her gaze for a long moment as if to drive home his point then turned back to the fire that quivered and spluttered as Roly slammed their large fists into the earth. “Can we all just sit quietly for a moment and…introduce ourselves, can we all manage that without killing one another?” He asked splaying out his hands in welcome, inviting them to sit down next to the fire and enjoy its warmth.

Allison sat down.
"Name's Allison Mercy."
Harry sat down as well, long hair flowing in the wind.
"My name is Harry, but you can call me Famine."

Alm watches the little person circle them. Their blue/black eyes follow him carefully until he asked a question. "I'm a Star! Roly is too! We're on a very important mission, right Rol?"
Alm turned their head to see Roly laying on their side and watching the horse with wonderous eyes. Their black/yellow irises trace every step and move the horse makes with their mouth slightly agape in awe at the equine.
Alm cups their hands over their mouth and hollers at their twin. "Roly! Stopping gawking at the cow! We have things to do!"
Roly scrambles up, spooking the horse away and looks at their twin. "What do we gotta do?"
Alm was about to answer only to pause and ponder momentarily. "I forgot."
"Me too."
Alm looks back at Joseph. "My name's Alm! That guy over their is Mr. King. And the other one is Ms. Sourface. And that one-" They see the new blonde haired person and pause. "I dunno! It's another weirdo!"
Roly looks over and gasps. "Holy moly! So many weirdos!"
Alm turns to Joseph, sniffs him, and cringes. "Why do you smell gross?" They cover their nose with their huge claw.

Joseph wish he had a notebook with him. "Fascinating. A star? How strong are your claws? How much can you lift and how fast can you run? I wonder what your stomach acid could break down. My god, you would make a wonderful miscreation."

He stopped and looked around, realizing that there were several people here, just standing in a field. The man next to the fire shouted something, but he really wasn't paying attention until he said something about introducing themselves.

Joseph made his way over to the fire and crouched down, enjoying the heat from a good distance. "My name is Joseph Maléfique. You may call me Joseph."

Alm makes a step toward the fire and sits next to their twin as they eye Joseph suspiciously.
"Don't know. Don't care. And I don't know what acid is but I probably don't have that either." They cross their arms and glare at Joseph intently. Roly notices Alms intensity and pokes them with a question in mind.
"Hey, what's the matter?"
"Dr. Smellsbad gives off some rancid vibes."
"Oh." Roly looks at Joseph then back at Alm. "Is he part onion?"
"Probably."
Roly looks at Joseph with wide eyes. "Are you an onion?"

Vladimir nodded his head toward Allison, Famine, and Joseph. “Well met, all of you, I am Vladimir, son of Nardera.”
He gave a low whistle and the black mare sauntered forward, pausing a safe distance from the fire. “Her name is Nival. Pardon her disrespectful self, but she does trust you enough to introduce herself yet, but give her time.”
The white flames cast shadows about the man's eyes and cheekbones, giving him an almost gaunt look. “While names are a good start for an introduction, I would like to know a little more about yourselves. Where are you from? Why are we here?” His blue eyes roamed about the group pausing for a fraction of a moment before moving onto the next individual peering into their eyes as if to try read their thoughts, before settling onto the flickering flames and awaiting their reply.

"No, I'm entirely human. For all intents and purposes. And, yes, pardon the subtle smell of blood, I had just finished with an autopsy before… this. I am from Washington, in the United States." Joseph turned to the horse that cautiously approached the fire. "Interesting. Does it speak? You seem to think it more intelligent than an average horse. Is this the case?"

“Yes, it is the case.” Vladimir nodded, “She is quite intelligent, more so than plenty of men I had the…honor to speak with.” He kept his gaze upon Joseph as he asked his own set of questions. “Are you some kind of doctor or a scientist? I use autopsies as ways of learning about different races and species. Is that what you use them for or are your methods more on the lines of…trying to help them?” Steepling his hands together he rested them upon his lap as the man before him aroused his interest.

"Why would I help demons? They are mindless beasts and cannot return the favor in any way. No, I was studying a demons anatomy and harvesting anything I could use. I consider myself a scientist, though I have no… formal… training. This horse, um-" Joseph seemed to fumble with his words for a moment. "Nival. Yes that's it. More intelligent than most humans? Oh that is interesting. Is it from the Other Side of the Veil? I haven't much experience outside of Hell, but I've never heard of an intelligent demon. Especially not a demon that isn't outright hostile."

Joseph stood up and made as if he was going to touch Nival, but he caught himself before he could even take a step. He made a half bow. "Hello. You may have heard, but my name is Joseph. And how are you?"

Nival stared at Joseph for a long while, her brown intelligent eyes roaming up and down his form. She tossed her head giving a low whinny of pride.
Welcome Joseph Maléfique. Her voice seemed to echo through the night as she allowed those around her to hear her voice. It was full and powerful, the type of voice one would expect a queen to have. It isn’t common to hear a human with kind manors, but I expect there is one in every race.
Vladimir let out a low chuckle. “Hmmm, she has a thing for flattery, but no, she is not-”
A demon. Nival interrupted walking forward and allowing Joseph to pet her silky main. We have never heard of this Other Side of the Veil, and I do not appreciate you putting me on the same level as a demon.
Vladimir nodded. “The only demons we know live behind the Boundary and don’t show themselves except on rare occasions, like you said they are very mindless and love destruction. So you are from Hell, but you are not a demon.”

"Ah I see. I didn't mean to insinuate that you were anything similar to demons. I spend a lot of time with their… mindlessness, so it's only natural. Our conundrum here is that you are some form of magical creature, but you have never heard of the Veil." Joseph began to pace, at this point talking to himself more than the others. "Which means that we simply aren't from the same world. That certainly is interesting. I suspect that even the demons we're talking about are only similar in intelligence and goals. The demons I know are nothing more than animals with a talent for killing. Yours are likely similar… but they are most definitely different."

Joseph stared off into the distance, pretty much lost to everyone else.

"My boyfriend is a demon, and he's the smartest being I know." Allison scowled

"Well, unless he's the kind of demon that doesn't wear clothes and who's head opens up into a mouth full of teeth, I'd say it's safe to assume we're talking about different things here."