forum Characters Shitpost Chat

Started May 07, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Jay: Should I worry for your health??

Mr.Jun: A fork wouldn't really be good for carving, I suggest a knife or dagger. Make sure it's clean and shiny too.

Saeyun: It would work if you tried hard enough. Plus it'd be more painful too.

Mr.Jun: It would, if you want it to be a fun challenge. Defiantly would need a lot of effort for it to work.

Saeyun: You're correct. It also sounds more interesting than the average "I'm going to kill you", etc.

Mr.Jun: Why thank you. Assassins who say "I'm going to kill you." are basic, add a little more flavor to it to keep the target pulled in or confused long enough to finish the job.

Saeyun: I may not be an assassin but I wholeheartedly agree. Originality is necessary to spice things up a little.

Sapphire: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I slept like a rock!
… ehh? Assassins? What's with me that I always find myself surrounded by weirdos…?

Mr.Jun: Pure coincidence probably. It's not that bad, we are lovely weirdos.

Sapphire: Well, I know a lot of weirdos, so it is not new to me.

Well, geniuses like me are often called weirdos!

Jay: I am called a weirdo too because I like astrology so much.

Angel: I'm definitely a weirdo.
Corwyn: She's right.
Angel: Boi, you best not be leavin' yourself out of the weirdness club.

Sapphire: hey Jay, my best friend loves astronomy as well! He got an telescope and stuff.
….. Oh you said astrology, that pseudoscience. Er, nevermind. Forget I said anything.

Mr.Jun: Astrology astronomy, oh well you tried my friend.

Sapphire: There's a big difference between both! Astronomy is a REAL science, with thousands of years of research! Astrology is whole load of crap, you see! Stupid thing that is just make believe and gets in the way of the real discoveries.

Mr.Jun: Of course there's a difference between the two but at least humans have been using both for years and years; gives them something else to do besides being idiots and killing each other. On the other hand you seem very indulged by these topics, fantastic!

Sapphire: Not only humans, other species as well. And of course! I'm a genius, after all!

Jay: Well I'm glad you're so confident in your abilities. It's far better than being down on yourself.

Sapphire: Well, if you need something to fix, I'm your gal! Robots, machines, electronics, leave it to me!

I'll just ask for some money because I'm broke, you see…

Jay: What is it like to be broke?
Saeyun: It sucks. It really does.
Jay: You're broke?
Saeyun: Correction - I /was/ broke.

Sapphire: it is not having any money. Often I wanna buy new tools and parts and I can't! But I always find a way. That's the way it is. Yeah. If Miles could do it, I can do as well!

Saeyun: Dude I just stole things.
Jay: Do you have a moral compass?
Saeyun: Now I do.

Sapphire: I have standards you know.

Saeyun: Eh. I was desperate.

Sapphire: oh I see. Well, I can understand. Desperate time, desperate measures, you know how the saying goes.