forum Characters Shitpost Chat

Started May 07, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Jay: Welcome!

Sapphire: Hey thanks!
walks around in a impatient manner, looking at everyone

Hmmm… what a weird place.

Mr.Jun: It's as odd as it can get, at least there's good people here. I'm not though; I hope you liked the brownie!

Jay: Mr.Jun are you saying you're not a good person? This is very untrue.

Sapphire: Yeah it was great! Dang I love sweets.

Jay: Yes, sweets are great.

Mr.Jun: Yes I am, I am not technically a person nor am I technically good but I can pretend for both.
Mr.Jun: Terrific! I just learned how to bake them a couple weeks ago, I'm trying to be better at baking than my friend. Tragically I couldn't find any sprinkles. Any ideas for other human desserts?

Jay: This is going to sound weird but I have a nigh obsessive love of cream puffs

Angel: Anything chocolate!
Corwyn: Even white chocolate?
Angel: No. There are only two thinks worse than liars. Skim milk, which is water lying about being milk, and white chocolate, which is vanilla lying about being chocolate.

Sapphire Meh, vanilla is tasty too. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet!

Mr.Jun: Ooo I have to learn about cream puffs and white chocolate! I didn't even know that there's such a thing.

TJax: White chocolate is a sin

Azami: unless our cook makes it!

TJax: Unless their cook makes it, of course

Jay: White chocolate is okay under certain circumstances
Jay: Like, if there's no milk chocolate around.

Mr.Jun: Would it taste good with red velvet cake?

Angel: White chocolate's never good with anything. Even alone it's disgusting.

Mr.Jun: Okay so from what I've concluded, white chocolate is horrible and deserves to be banished.

Angel: Yes.

Jay: That's brutal.
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Jay: But not untrue.

Mr.Jun: It's not that brutal, I'm not making it roll a bolder up a hill for eternity. I still need to try it to truly understand though.

Jay: Okay but can you /imagine/ being forced to roll a boulder up a hill. And never ever being able to make it to the top. Not saying he didn't deserve it but still.

Mr.Jun: No not really. I used to watch him do it everyday, it's really funny after watching it a couple of times.

TJax: That sounds boring to watch

Jay: Excuse me while I bring out my eleven-year-old sadistic self
Jay: Watching someone's face go all red and their features contort in pain and/or frustration is very satisfying. Especially if they make painful noises as well it sounds like music.

TJax: That's a little much, but this is coming from a doctor
TJax: Actually, depends on the person
TJax: A Warlord? Absolutely satisfying
TJax: A member of the Navy or the World Government? Yeah
TJax: My captain or our allies? Not so much

Jay: It really depends on who it is, I guess. On an enemy it's 100% more satisfying than a friend or ally.