forum Characters Shitpost Chat

Started May 07, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Jay: A conversation about hoarding food, a conversation about eternal punishment, and a conversation about white chocolate
Jay: That was just today I think

Cappuccino: geez. I wish I could have chocolate

Jay: You can't?

Capp: No. I’m a werewolf

Jay: Ah, I see.

Capp: yeah. Sometimes I hate being a werewolf

Jay: Well, I'm sure there must be some positives, right?

Mr.Jun: Agree, even when there's a lot of negatives, there has to be a few big positives to look at.

Kari: kinda late to this, but… what's chocolate? and what is the difference between white chocolate and chocolate?

Jay: Well, chocolate is a kind of sweet. There are three kinds: white, milk, and dark. Dark is the bitterest.

Mr.Jun: Chocolate is this thing that you can eat. It's made out milk and cocoa but it's solid. There's many types of it like milk, dark, and whatever else. White chocolate has a different flavor and has vanilla in it. Chocolate is great.

Jay: Okay I am now dragging Saeyun into the chat
Saeyun: You know we haven't officially met, right?
Me: Shhhh that's irrelevant

Mr.Jun: Hello Saeyun, welcome to this wonderful chat!

Saeyun: Hello to you too… I guess maybe this isn't so bad considering the company I'm stuck with right now

Mr.Jun: It isn't bad at all, trust me.
Mr.Jun: Stuck in a company? Sounds dreadful, I'm sorry to hear that.

Saeyun: More like being roped into working with an assassin by my superiors and the mafia

Mr.Jun: Oh dear, that sort of sounds like fun to me. Getting paid to kill, it must be exciting and stressful.

Angel: I'm not paid for anything.
Corwyn: I go cat sitting for a little extra pocket money sometimes, but I wouldn't call it a job.

Jay: Ooh cat-sitting?

Corwyn: Yep. And sometimes dog walking.
Angel: Dogs? You better go take a shower 'fore you be touchin' me!
Corwyn: /slides up behind her/
Angel: I will lick you.

Jay: That's an interesting threat
Saeyun: Can I use that? I might be able to scare Reito into letting me out of the mission

Corwyn: Bet you won't.
Angel: /licks his cheek/ Oh, yeah sure, Saeyun.
Corwyn: /licks her too/
Angel: !! HoW dArE yOu?!

Mr.Jun: It's definitely clever and attention grabbing, I like it!

Saeyun: Considering last time I threatened Reito I said I was going to carve his organs out with a fork -
Jay: Saeyun. No.
Saeyun: But -
Jay: No.

Angel: Oh, you think you can get away with that?
Corwyn: Maybe.
Angel: We'll be back.