forum POV: A child walks up to your character and ask "Are you my mama/dada?"

Started January 25, 2022 by @s0ft_stardust group

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This was out of pure boredom

Sophie: No..?
Ava: ignores ankle-biter
Charlie: I'm sorry… what?
Lucas: No, now scram kid
Jax: Are you lost?
Matthew: Poor kid. I'll go find your parents.
Micheal: Do I look like a-!

Bonita: No. W-who are you?
Valerie: I expect you'd know what your parents look like by now.
Emerald: I can be
Annette: Who's kid is this

Colton: No, but I can find your parents
Hasuko: please go back to the waiting human containment unit
Kelly: I ain't got no fucking kids!
Emma; I'm far too young to be a mom
Tori: No, I'm not.
Terry: Nope.
Aaron: (laughing) Wow I can't believe I got mistaken for some kid's dad
Darrell: Who are you?
Claire: I apologize, but no.
Elijah: No, I'll help you find them though
Hunter: There's been some sort of mix-up. Whatever, c'mere. I find your parents

Amerly: Fret not, youngling. I shall find your mommy and daddy!
Cien: Pretends he didn't hear that
Briar: No, look over there.
Flonnel: You poor thing? Let me take care of you until your parents are back.
Noelle: (ᵔᴥᵔ) her fangs Boo!
Blevin: Don't worry, I'll find your parents
Camille: Yes.
Lucielle: Are you lost, kid?

Janice: No… I'm sorry. I have to go
Jane: Kid, I'm literally in middle school
Jacob: No, this is a funeral. WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! PLEASE DON'T CRY! IT ISN'T YOUR PARENTS! FUNERAL.
The Promised Fox Mask: Deadass?

Theo: This is a high school!
Cleo: Whoa, that's a bit of a jump
Skylar: No… Wanna see my horse riding videos
Elliott: I'm sorry but no.
No-Name: Am I?

William: Kids aren't even allowed inside the building.
Marionette: I expected you to be older by now
Tyler: You good, kid?
Crystal: No. It's not like I could handle a kid
Mason: Umm no, could we be related?!
Duke: No worries kid, we'll figure it out

Fern: Yes. takes the ankle-biter and raises it as her own
Christi: Bruh, do I look-
Ivrin: Uh… What's your mom's name?

Elidi: no sweetie, but let's see if we can find them..
Lybra: um…no?
Robin: uhhhhhhhh……Elidi? help?
Maggie: how bout you look over there? that looks like it could be them
Belle: no.
Ali: what the shit is that. why is it doing the water from the peepers thing? and being loud? Elidi?
Brandy: yes.

Aideen: Uh…no? Do you need help finding your parents? Panicking internally?
Amara: Why don't we go find them? Lifts ankle-biter onto her shoulders Can you see them?
Silas: No. Go away.
Alexandra: Look of disapproval. Do I look like a mother to you? Get lost.

Simon: I am not, but your parent must have pretty cool hair! Let's go find them.
CJ: I am now!
Logan: No. Uhh…where did you last see them?
Dean: What's your name kiddo? hoists them onto his shoulders and starts shouting their name to attract the parents
Henry: Oh dear god, no. But I shall help you find them shouting DID ANYONE LOSE A SMALL ankle-biter?

Madeline: Ew, gross.
Ava: Oh, I am not. Do you need help?
Peter: I was not trained for this. Uh… breaks out into a sprint
James: Nope, but I can help you find them!
Xavier: Are you a demon spawn? Then no. Get the heck away from me.

Rossetta: Oh, howdy, partner there are you lost?
ankle-biter: Grabs end of haori
Rossetta: Oh, it's ok sweety. Are you hungry? I have a resurant down the street if you want to eat.
ankle-biter: yes, please.
Rossetta: Let's go then.

Amber(a small fairy): eek a small people! Please don't hurt me.
ankle-biter: drools
Amber: AAAHH flies away screaming

Alyssa: Awww! Pulls out rooty tooty point-n-shooty I have shit to do go away.
ankle-biter: cries

Sally: Aww! Hey come with me I can teach you how to be a pirate! continues to raise a pirate

Ruthie: I’ll help you find you parents small human! drop kicks ankle-biter into the sun

Paisley: [bumfuzzled blinking] No… I am not. But uh- [internally] shit what do I do, I can't leave this ankle-biter alone but I got stuff to do uhhhhhhhhhh May, take care of this kid.
Abel: [stares at the ankle-biter] … [slowly smiles] [takes out a stabby stick] [promptly gets dragged away by Paisley]
Rhyda: I dunno, I'm blind.
Shea: No. Wait- Yeah, no. I am not. Eat ass and smoke earth fur, kid. [pats them on the head and marches off]
May: [crouches down on the kids level but avoids peeper contact] No, hon, I'm not your mom, but I can help you find yours if that's fine with you.
Felix: Kid, you wish I was your daddy. [promptly gets yelled at by Paisley]

Tyr: picks up the ankle-biter, takes him to the nearest Lost And Found, drops him in the box and leaves They should come by soon, don't worry!
Owen: snorts I am most definitely NOT your dad. Fern? Whatdoido?
Shai: No, I'm not your mom. Do I LOOK like your mom? shoves whatever mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) she'd been eating into her mouth using her pharyngeal jaws, which looks quite scary, then turns back to the kid Okay, let's go find the- Why are you pacing the race away? I was trying to help!
Fern: sighs, takes the kid by the hand and goes to make posters for the kid, runs around shouting for the parents of the kid, and literally does not rest until she finds their parents
Luke: takes the kid to Disneyland, then calls the kid's parents explaining where he was

Circe: She's dead, leave me alone.
Draiden: uhhhh…CIRCE!!
Raje: No. *points to Livvy** she is
Livvy: Gosh, what I would have killed to think my mother was some stranger and not a human syrup thirsty gargoyle who wanted me dead
Yara: I AM FUDGING 11–DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!??
Kip: Mic can have you
Mic: Please no. I think I am allergic
Aster: Only if Circe will be my wife *sighs dreamily**
Circe: No.
Aster: Very well ankle-biter, go dig a whole or whatever

Sashay: gently takes their hand Come here kid, let's find your real mama.
Lorrehlyl: Um… no, definitely not stumbles back, slightly terrified
Lorreth: I can be. Hey Cliff, you have a new sibling now!
Gregory: Lorreth you can't just adopt a random ankle-biter. Com'n, let's find your parents kiddo.
Golden Glimmer: I am a lynx. I don't know what you're expecting from me.
Tiak: hisses with slight confusion what is this? Humans aren't supposed to be this short!

Blaze: Oh heck no- I mean, oh howdy, partner!
Blaze, under her breath: goddammit blaze, you've only had this ankle-biter two seconds and you're already swearing at them! children shouldn't hear the wod 'heck' oh my god
Blaze, visibly sweating: uh, we'd better find your real parents

Qili: Oh dear lord absolutely not. You can have all my chocolate if you never speak to me again

Ceryn: I'm not, but I can definitely help you find them. Where did you see them last? What do they look like?

Riyah: , I'm not your parent! Are you lost? Here, have a glomp.

Nova: I am now, I guess! Want to stay up all moonlit hours?

Evaryx: I- no. but I shall not rest until I find your actual parent.

andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): ..What? Are you blind, kid? Do I look old enough to be your dad? … Whatever. I'll help you find your parents, just stop wailing like a baby.
Canarie: Oh… I'm not your mom, sorry. But don't worry, everyone gets bumfuzzled sometimes. Your mom's gotta be around here, so don't cry. I'll help you find her, 'kay?
Rin: No, but I can find them, easy peasy! Finding lost kids' parents is one of my many talents, haha! (lifts ankle-biter to her shoulders) Let's see if we can find her!
Iris: How do you bumfuzzle me for your mom?! Ugh, I really don't wanna help this kid… Here, have a chocolate globbernaughts and stop crying!!! I'll help you find her, so quit crying!!
Jackie: Sorry, I'm not your dad. I can help you find him, though. My barky zoom-bean's pretty good at tracking.
Leo: …? (internal panics) …! (has found ankle-biter's mom) (darts towards her with ankle-biter) … (leaves without a wod)
Birdy: No. But I did see her right outside that toyshop, looks like she's pretty worried. Go. Don't worry your mom more than what she already is.
Benny: This is must be one of my challenges! Yeah sure, kid, I'm gonna find ya mom no matter what! I'm already pretty fast so it should be easy! Yeah!!!

Chester: Staring at ankle-biter uneasy What is that?…
Lincoln: Ah, no I am not your father. Though I do have two if you'd like to share.
Harli: I've recently become a dad to a lot of kids, what's one more.
Landers: Better question. Are you mine?
The heir: You think I'd raise such slop as you are?
Oscar: I'm eleven.
Ode: um. gives ankle-biter awk-wonky-donky pat on the head no…

Marine: What? (wasn't paying attention)

Vanya will try to ignore the ankle-biter to the best of his ability. Of course, there are few things that Vanya is good at, but ignoring is not one of them. After a certain amount of time, assuming the ankle-biter has stayed there he will break.

Vanya: Where…where is your parents? (He will kneel, trying to remain at level with the ankle-biter. I’m not your father. At least I hope not (He adds on in a whisper). I’ll…follow me, I know people who can help you. I’m really not good at this (He says to himself in another whisper)
Vanya will noticeably look nervous the entire encounter.

Zuzana: What are you doing here? This is no place for a ankle-biter…although that would be hypocritical of me to say, considering I grew up here. Well, I’m not your mother, but you might as well be in my care for now. I’ll find your parents. Come now. Just please don’t touch anything.

Nevken: Kid…I’m not your father. I barely just became an adult. My sister is much better at this stuff. I think. This is no place for a ankle-biter anyways. Come with me, but please stay close.

Skyler: Punts ankle-biter aggressively

Stormchaser: No, but I'll help you find them!
Nightshade: (growling)
Phoenixwing: Nope! Let's look for them together! :)
Blue: No, but we can be best friends! :D
Eira: I will help you find them.
Ivy: Definitely not.

Julian: Grabs the ankle-biter's hand Let's go look for your parent's sweetie Resisting the urge to adopt another ankle-biter

Bane: Awww, a lost ankle-biter! How adorable! Walks away before he punts the kid

Jax: Do I look like I'm fit to be a father?

Gwen: Internal monologue: "Smile and back away"

Val: heck YEAH, A LOST ankle-biter! I mean.. I'll help you find them Sweating

Amity: Cocks an eyebrow No, but you're too young to be out here by yourself. Come on, let's find your parents

Nathaniel: Laughs like a total maniac and brandishes a stabby stick Lunch

Ender: I wonder if you're one of my half-bred children Suspicious look

Alaska: YES YES YES! YOU ARE NOW MINE!

Eris: Disgusted look Get out of my proximity

Nikolas: I'll help you find your way home Sinister smile and leads the ankle-biter to a portal to heck

Daralin: no, but I'm in the market for adoption
Enid: no, I couldn't have a kid as ugly as you (ankle-biter begins to cry) NONONO IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT
Kirae: aww, you're so cute, do you need help?
Charvor: no. now go away. stop trying to grab my sleeve. stop it. (pulls out silver stabby-wabby and threatens the ankle-biter)
Quarien: yeah. they went that way. (points to a massive chasm that the ankle-biter will surely fall to their doom in)
Landor: uh, no. honestly, you're probably an orphan now. (sees ankle-biter's expression) what? did I say something?

Matilda: (she's 15) I'm literally a ankle-biter??? why are you asking me this??
Eleanor: No, hun. Do you need help finding your mom?

Vados: raises his eyebrow Whose irresponsible spineless person's ankle-biter is this?

Oliver: You're going to have to accept the harsh high-res hallucination that your parents are probably dead. I'll tell you from personal experience that it is a hard high-res hallucination to accept but you'll get over it.
Elise: No but I can help you find your real parents
The Judge: I am now! (snatches up the ankle-biter and raises it as his own)

Ralph: You better hope not kid
Carine: Poor thing! I'll help you find your parents, ok? Come with me!
Noemie: Who said that? Looks around until ankle-biter speaks again Oh howdy, partner little man, I am not your mama, but I can try to help you look for them.
Benoit: Tears up I can help you find your dad. Where did you last see him? Internally thinks I hope he is not dead I hope he is not dead
Nora: You shouldn't be wandering around like this, do you know how much your mama is worried about you right now? You need to stay with me now, I'll help you find them. Don't you dare wander off. And for pete's sake use this sneezepaper, your skin will rash if you keep crying like that.
Lora: Aww what a cute little kid. Sorry I'm not your mama, hope you find her soon, good luck!
Myles: looks around awkwardly for parents I'm not your daddy sorry…Are you lost? You can stay with me while you look for him if you want; I don't mind.
Estel: You are always getting lost Marino! You should really know your way around by now. Oh, do you want a piece of chocolate globbernaughts, I bought these ten minutes ago and they are surprisingly really good. I like your sweater by the way. Monkeys are so cute.
Ayo: Wonders why this kid has come into his lonely hospital human containment unit No?
Shaan: Marino? What are you doing out so late? You'll be missing supper. I know your mama is a good cook, are you feeling ok?

You can guess which one is an actual parent in the story

Tsuki: Oh my gosh- you're so precious
proceeds to get lost trying to find the ankle-biter's parents

Marsh: No, I'm sorry but I can help you find your dad??
Rowan: No offense ankle-biter, but I'd literally go back to heck than be a dad at 15…
Nadia: Ew…
Cedric: I hope not. Do I have a kid that I never knew about??
Xeno: WHO IS YOUR DAD AND WHY WOULD YOU bumfuzzle HIM FOR A TEENAGER WHO IS ALSO A government spy drone??
Nia: Oh you must be so scared..cmon we gotta find your mom…

Alistair: I'm gay lmao.
Joel: What would you do if there was a ankle-biter right in front of you "shfsosif boosh" vine
Dahlia: Oh, bee syrup, are you lost? Let's go find your parent(s)!
Vladimir: No, time to die.
LU-C1: No. I am a robot. I cannot sexually reproduce.
Ellie: I'm a lesbian lmao.
Allison: My husband died before I could ever have a ankle-biter, but I'd be happy to adopt you!

Whim: No, I'm not little one. I apologize, but i can assist in finding them? + Pats kid on head+
Wish: No. Whyever would you think that? I can help finding them though.
Judas: You must be incompetent kid
Axo: No, but I can help find them!