forum POV: A child walks up to your character and ask "Are you my mama/dada?"

Started January 25, 2022 by @s0ft_stardust group

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Evelyn: "I meaaaan kinda? maybe? probably not"

W: Looks around him for literally anyone to save him from the conversation. "Naw, I'm no mate." A long dramatic pause, and if nobody returns. "You need one like?" But under every circumstance will refuse to adopt the child but instead find someone suitable.
An: "Ew."
L: Ignores. If the child persists then he'll proceed to kick the child.
I: Mockingly. "Are you my dada? Yeah of course not, you blind?"
D: Disappears.
T: "I'm legit 5. Want to make potions?" Then proceeds to tutor the child on potions. Yes, T is a Young Sheldon.
Gi: "Oh hell no!" Walks away, trying to find one of her dads.
C: Trauma inducing glare. "Go away."
Ar: "Awh…" He painfully kneels down to reach the child's level. "No, I'm not, but do you want to find your mummy?" But as soon as the child sees A's face, they cry and run away due to it being THAT horrific.
Ge: "Pft. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No." This is continuous until.. "You want a mum?"
Z: "No."