furry world

modern i guess

furries in the near future
i think about the far future too sometimes lol

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh furries
yeah
dogs made the first civilization like 10,000 years ago
wolves copied them but they live on mountains
cats civilize in the year -8,000
foxes have been walking around. maybe looking for somewhere nice
oh hey, i s l a n d s
its the year negative 15,000 or something and foxes live there now
no cats or dogs allowed, foxes are best
some island foxes go to the desert south of the dogs
now they're small sandy bois
this was before or something lmao
knock knock
who's there
it's agriculture
mostly everyone who agricultures only has animals
not foxes, they eat PLANTS too
so do coyotes apparently
foxes are cool, aren't they
let's recap
dogs have a continent
so do cats
foxes are everywhere but not where the cats and dogs are
f a s t f o r w a r d to the year 1500bce
wolves are beginning to use iron
the dogs south of them want in on this HOT NEW TECHNOLOGY
speed up 500 years everyone has iron
sounds like someone's trying to start an e m p i r e
It's wolves.
spoiler alert: they did
spoiler alert: they control the entire dog/wolf continent
they tried to conquer the desert
desert foxes: "don't"
They mostly didn't.
meanwhile, the cats are having fun over in the east
some small cat like the ones you see in your house maybe has taken over a lot of things
including two cold islands
foxes live here
small snowbois
some cats decide: "That looks like a nice place. Maybe I'll move there."
but there's a problem
there's already cats there
and because of h a n d w a v i u m, they're snow leopards
lol, i do a lot of handwaving
waves hands for effect
actually they were already sneps lol they had lived in cold land for a while
cats: haha we control your mainland territory and smaller island
sneps: fuck off
cats: fuck off

Same as ours

ahead of us by like 10 years
in future they have "ftl" (alcubierre style so not truly ftl)

Magic is for nerds

date is real + 10 years lol