Dr. White's Ignominious Introduction to Godhood

King of Yggdrasil Odin has been having a bit of trouble grappling with the dreams of his kingdom's downfall at the hands of a child. And unfortunately, Dr Erett White's recent unprecedented ascension has not made things any easier for the poor scientist.

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I started this project in Middle School when one of my (kind of) friends at the time made a... subpar fan story for the SCP Foundation titled Die in the Dark. This friend was super weird and harassed me a ton so a bunch of people — including myself — jumped ship and stopped talking to him as soon as we could. I originally created this story as a way for us to continue our own story and make it something completely different from Die in the Dark, a feat which I completed, albeit on my own.
(To anyone worrying about plagiarism, I MADE SURE my story was nearly unrecognisable from the original. I just took the rough skeleton and built a wholly unique ecosystem from it.)

The biggest part of this universe is the sentience of cosmic bodies.
Stars are the highest beings within the plane of life, and they harbour everything else after them. Planets are just a bit below them, being meteors and chunks of leftover nebula that their stars bless with magic, causing them to become sentient in some cases.

Ignominious – causing or deserving of public humiliation

[important] For general worldbuilding elements, see The Nine Realms.