Gordon Ramsay's Big Knife

Identical to the large kitchen knife that Gordon Ramsay fearlessly wielded against his rival, Guy Fieri of Flavortown during the Clash of Tastes in Hell's Kitchen
This weapon doesn't receive a crit bonus.
Rolls of 3 and under deal half damage to the wielder.

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Can deal area damage (5 feet)
Deals 3d6 damage instead of 2d6.

Greatsword

6 lb

Stainless Steel

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