Mergz

Goddess of Kindness

Anyone with spellcasting ability who chooses Mergz as their deity gains access to the following Wild Magic table, with a small chance to set off any effect whenever a spell is cast;

1-3: Cast the Fireball centered on the target
4-6: Target takes 4d10 bludgeoning damage as they are pelted with pineapples
7-9: Target takes 4d10 radiant damage from the sudden appearance of a very large sun directly in front of their eyes
10-11: Target takes 2d6 force damage and is pushed back 10 feet by a hoard of angry flamingos
12-15: Target is healed for 4d8 as a blessing of Mergz
16: Cast Daylight centered on the target
17: Transform the target into a flamingo (friendly)
18: Transform the target into a pineapple
19: Transform the target into a magic 8 ball
20: Transform the target into a flamingo (hostile)
21: Transform the target into a donut
22-25: A transformed target is returned to normal (nothing happens to normal targets)
26-27: Cast Invisibility on the target
28-30: Summon a hostile flamingo in the space next to the target
31: Reduce the target's HP to 0
32-35: Target is subject to the effect of a successful Fear spell (unless immune to Fear)
36-38: Target has half movement speed next turn
39-41: Target has double movement speed next turn
42-45: Cast Sunburst centered on the target; anyone killed by this spell is vaporized and leaves behind a small pile of gold coins
46-49: Target spontaniously grows a moustache (if they already have one, it gets bigger)
50-55: Target's clothing and/or armor disappears (if any)
56-60: No effect
61: The sound of a wine bottle opening echos from the target
62-66: You switch locations with the target via teleportation
67-75: Target is transformed into a wheel of goat cheese
76-80: You summon a flock of angry flamingos that attack you and the target for 4d10 piercing damage before dispersing
80-82: Target is teleported up 20 and falls if they cannot fly or over
83-86: Targets gains an extra damage die to its next 5 attacks
87-91: Target becomes drunk for the duration of combat (see poisoned condition)
92-96: Target falls asleep and can only be woken by taking damage
97-99: Target is duplicated and the duplicate spawns within 30 feet
100: You have managed to get the attention of Mergz, and she personally smites the target for 4d10 radiant damage.

The tenants of Mergz are as such;

Stand Tall
Wear a Crown
Be Sweet

A deity rarely seen in the world in physical form, but felt anywhere there is love and kindness. A gift, a compliment, a hug. All carry traces of Mergz, no matter how large or small.

Kindness, however, has a mirror in chaos. Actions that help one may be harmful to another, and the world is an ever churning cauldron of emotions and actions as each individual is influenced by everything around them all the time. Kindness can help, but only to a degree, and sometimes the chaos can overtake even the most kind of individuals. Sometimes embracing that, for a time, can help a return to a more stable state. Eventually.

(based on the very real, very lovely Mergz over @ https://twitter.com/MergzKergz)