BIG UP

practically perfect in every way

Male

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about 20 feet

beige

spiky fur, fluffy ear tufts

none

reflect the galaxy

disembodied floating baby head

fair

he's just a head

his facial features are big and up

n/a

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selling organs on Ebay, practicing his powerful magic, flying

benevolent

he's a head

one humans cannot see; simultaneously red and green is the best way to describe it

fried unicorn spleens

your nose

his magic

-can fly
-will grant you three miseries
-protects the BEEF LIP’Z
-MAGICAL
-invented Frisbee Golf
-”Number two means poop. Like and subscribe.”
-Frisbee Golf champion
-big
-born when the universe was fromed
-up
-made the Copper Chef XL infomercial
-mentor of the BEEF LIP’Z
-benevolent
-hailed as a god
-a straight-up honest guy who will gladly give his life to save the average passerby
-hailed as a king
-brings world peace about in the blink of an eye
-would hand out daisies and rescue kittens from a tree
-blesses one and all instead of cursing everything
-Steve Vai’s true form
-born on April 3rd, 1985
-made Digby the Goat out of paper mache

Kill the Guy With the Ball

70s

porta-potties, wahoo fish, human organs, Steve Vai, The Residents, The Shaggs, the song Macarthur Park, klebstoff

humans, the BEEF LIP'Z, pop music, the word "squirrel," Billy Squier, freshmen