Starfarts

GAMER GIRL with VERY IMPORTANT OPINIONS

Skittle, Scumbus, Taimi, No.8675309

Female

16

about 10 oz.

about 7 in

mostly a dark brown with some darker stripes and speckles, black ear tufts

absolutely bonkers

not really
she has a kinda-noticeable not-quite-mustache sometimes, and she hates it, and anyone who points it out
OH! and eyebrowź, thikc brown eyebrows!

brown-ish with some green

Marmoset
most likely Wied´s Marmoset

Apricot-tan on her face, hands and feet are purple-grey, tons of acne and scars and gross

Muscular, shorter, not quite chubby yet but has a big face

OwO-pattern on her head fur, purple-grey hands and feet

angry, awkward

usually her anger; she´s a bit of a spaz

Rage, socially-inept, opinionated, couldn´t cook or sing if her life depended on it, rarely shows emotion unless she's throwing an absolute fit

doesn´t like dogs, doesn´t trust people very much, THoSe HeCkinG LiBeRaLs, and she´s pretty mad at Bill Trinen right now

balloon animals, kazoo, writing

karate, attempting to play guitar, videogames, (she has an edgy Tumblr blog about Meta Knight, but that´s a secret!)

Hmmm...
is ¨Republican Meta Knight fangirl with a kick-tuchis guac recipe¨ a personality type?

tons from being a lab monkey and hoyging around Pittsburgh, but she refuses to go to a vet and have them identified...
her skin´s grody and she almost always has a sinus infection, also grody toenails
afraid of doctors and medical scientists

Conservative

I mean... she´s a literal monkey... I dunno

matcha green

sushi, tacos, tea, British biscuits

Meta Knight plushie, probably
What a dweeb

She has a stick she sharpened and she likes to pretend it´s a sword. She´s also pretty mediocre at karate.

September 17!

Lab monkey

potato bugs

-Shoutouts to Simpleflips
-has no circulation due to a traumatic Billy Idol impression accident as a child
-talks to a Meta Knight plushie
-eats pineapple pizza
-no style
-no grace
-a funny face
-has more mucus than the rest of the galaxy combined
-probably has no soul
-outspoken Trump supporter
-really likes Weird Al
-80’s kid at heart
-acne
-terrible Pittsburgh accent
-vomits a lot
-allergic to grapefruit seed extract
-matcha addiction
-steals people’s phones and looks at their search history
-volunteers at Manor Care to steal gloves to drink Mtn. Dew from
-illegally downloaded the entire Kirby anime in German
-probably hacked your email a few times
-mentally 97, and couldn’t use a phone if her life depended on it
-tried to sell her appendix on Ebay
-only member of the BEEF LIP’Z crew who can’t draw
-has a mini hot pepper farm
-wrote a self-insert TMNT Weird Al Kirby fanfic back in 3rd grade
-may destroy a nearby planet or two but such is life
-Bill Trinen blocked Starfarts on Twitter.
-has an unironic Tumblr account
-ingrown toenails

Ya Yo Gakk

80s

Groovy, grody, heck, libtard, wow, spleen, tuchis

Nintendo, the 80s, computer science, Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom, British biscuits, Christmas, Peppa Pig, cherry blossoms, peppers, tea, kazoos, slide whistles, 80s metal, evergreen trees, those strawberry candies every grandma has for some reason, Billy Idol, karate, Weird Al, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Spinal Tap, The Shaggs, Gordon Ramsay, The Residents, Falco, Better Off Dead (the movie), Muppets, yelling, sushi, goats, the word "tuchis", r/sbubby

coffee, chemistry, cooking, arrogance, whining, dogs, Twenty One Pilots, Buzzfeed, Starbucks, Rick and Morty, public displays of affection, having her picture taken, when people call things that are not literal cinnamon rolls "cinnamon rolls", pasta, drama, being inside, modern art