Randy Alejo Mendoza

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Alejo

he/him

27

Unlabeled

About 5'11''

A bit of a stubble, no mustache tho

Brown

Thick eyebrows

Mouths the lyrics of songs

Independence

Doesn't like rich ppl

Liberal

Independent Musician

Mustard

Acoustic guitar

September 21st, 1974

High School droppout to pursue a music career

Some kind of Latino?

Alejo, putting their hands over Jagger's eyes: Guess who!
Jagger: It's either Alejo or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Alejo, putting their hands away: It's Alejo!
Jagger: Dammit.

Alejo: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Alejo: Picks up Jagger
Alejo: I’ve only befriended Jagger for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.

Alejo: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Alejo: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Alejo, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.