forum Romance "Pass The Story!"

Started March 16, 2018 by @Painted-Iris group

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"Well you're definitely not my Ms. Piggy," the frog Muppet said. And then he drove off in a Lamborghini, leaving me to eat his dust.

My body quivered like a winter's leaf on the edge of a gnarled limb. The dust swelled, much like the warm drips of tears sliding down my cheeks. His figure was burned into my retinas- even when I closed my eyes, I could see him… his round chest, sensitive eyes… I could feel his breath, like the beating of my heart. The warmth of his embrace- once so tight, and assuring- left me, and I quivered upon the rocky floor. The smell of his skin- his cologne… the taste of his lips. Pain welled within my chest, putting pressure within the walls of my body. It's fingers prodding- sweeping over me, to find an escape. I finally let forth a wail- a shriek, a moan…

"Kermit," I shrieked to the emptiness, "I love you," I slumped down, and racked my body with sobs

However, Kermit had already left, so, as I waited for an answer, I simply laid there, quivering.

I got up from the floor as tears streamed down my face. The curse always made sure I'd never have a true love. So I needed to break it soon if I ever wanted Kermit back.

I jumped back on to my ship (which mysteriously appeared) and started to belt out He's a Pirate as I sailed at top speed to Disney Land.

When I reached Disney Land, I stared at it in shock. Someone had burnt it down!

-And I knew who did it…
'Looks like Captain Hook is in for an unwanted visit.' I thought evilly.

I turned around, and stomped away. (As obviously Captain Hook-Hand was not here) The puddle of tears that cascaded my core soon boiled with rage, and the steam propelled me forwards, and onwards. My head was aswirl with anger, and my thoughts obscured my vision. Images- such as a mutilated Captain Hook, or a disemboweled Captain Hook- consumed me. That is, until I bumped into the concrete wall of the all-feared Pirate's Tavern. I knocked the doors in with my face.

"WHO HERE KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS OF CAPTAIN HOOK?" I shrieked. The room was dark, and musty- filled to the brim of well-washed sea-goers. They stopped their mumbled conversations at the utterence of the name, 'Captain Hook'.

Each man shared the same concerned look, as each of them eyed eachother. A softer whisper was set afire, until a man stepped forward.

"Who wants to know?" he rasped, "And what's in it, for me?"

"Me, and nothing." I replied. I then patted him on the head, and he turned into a dog.
"ANYONE ELSE?!?!?" I shouted.

My body quivered like a winter's leaf on the edge of a gnarled limb. The dust swelled, much like the warm drips of tears sliding down my cheeks. His figure was burned into my retinas- even when I closed my eyes, I could see him… his round chest, sensitive eyes… I could feel his breath, like the beating of my heart. The warmth of his embrace- once so tight, and assuring- left me, and I quivered upon the rocky floor. The smell of his skin- his cologne… the taste of his lips. Pain welled within my chest, putting pressure within the walls of my body. It's fingers prodding- sweeping over me, to find an escape. I finally let forth a wail- a shriek, a moan…

"Kermit," I shrieked to the emptiness, "I love you," I slumped down, and racked my body with sobs

(tHis mADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD WHY)

“Uhm, ya,” Said that random gay guy nearby, eating some pork. “I can tell youhhh…”
I walked over, slamming my hands down on the table. It popped into a frog and ‘yeeted’ off. The tray of raw fucking pork this madman was eating fell to the ground.