forum Romance "Pass The Story!"

Started March 16, 2018 by @Painted-Iris group

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(I know this is probably dead but whatever)

I leaned forward on the ships railing, looking over the mysterious blue ocean. I had to break this curse, for if I didn't I would be turned into a chicken on my 25th birthday at exactly when the clock strikes twelve.

(Oh my god. A chicken? XD)

It was honestly quite cliché—why not three minutes after the clock strikes twelve? But no.

It had to be right at twelve. And why couldn't it be that I would turn into a dragon or at least a turkey? But fate seems to have decided that a chicken would be best.

(I thought a chicken would be hillarious! Especially how every one else was being so ambiguous and mysterious with what the curse was! XD)

Honestly, it was ridiculous. A chicken of all things. I scoffed, watching as the waves parted around the ship as we sped onwards.

(It is hilarious. I love it. I think the curse was that if she kisses anyone they'll turn into a homosexual parrot, but who says this chicken business can't be part of it too?)

I watched the lesbian tuna fish ex-helmsman do the flip flop in the water, trying to impress some of he other female fish of all kind. And was he/she wearing makeup somehow?

(It can be both? So she can never fall in love and she'll turn into a chicken when she reaches the appointed age. Something fowl is in our midst XD)

I didn't even know they made makeup for fish.

"Chris!" I yelled. "I thought I told you to take care of that!"

The lesbian tunafish was getting smaller and smaller in the water as the ship drew further away.

"I'm sorry! She just really wanted to be free," Chris said apologetically, wringing his hands. "I simply couldn't put her in the barrel with the others. I'd feel so guilty, letting her down like that."

I released a deep sigh.

"It's alright, Chris," I said, waving him off.

(No, she can fall in love, it's just that if she kisses anyone (on the mouth, specifically), they'll turn into a homosexual parrot. And yes—there is definitely something fowl around here XD)

'I wish I could be as that fish,' I thought as I watched her/him until I was too gar to see. Sadly, my makeup skills were trash and I didn't know a thing about the preciseness of the brushes or colors etc. I would always look like clown when I tried it.

Such is the cruelty of life…

I don't even know where to start, who would know how to break a curse like mine?

'Wait,' she thought, remembering something from a long, long time ago. 'Theres that old vampire witch who lived somewhere in the Caribbean. Maybe she knows how to break the curse!'

"Eh. It's too far away and I don't have enough pork left," I muttered. The witch was notorious for demanding pork as payment for her services.

I mean seriously why pork, there are so many other things in the world and why did she choose meat? Witches are known to be very odd but she's a whole other level of crazy.

Anyways. I'd rather go see Ursula. With a sigh, I hopped up on the ship's rail and pitched forwards into the roiling waves.

At least she's open to discussion, you can't get more than two words with the other witch if you don't have her stupid pork.

Mmm… pork. Something welled within me- a sharp urge, a reminder. My hands twisted away from the rails, and I rushed to find a closet. Within it, held a box- oaken, deep and rich… and when I lifted the lid, I exposed the most sensational thing; a kermit the frog doll, in which I inserted my hand to control his movements.

"Oink oink," I shivered

(Anything can happen!!! XD

I looked at the doll and watched as it turned into me. Then I realized something.
I have become kermit the frog.

(Man, I don't know anymore).