@IcarusFightsTheSun book
- "we came here to kill one person, and we killed everyone BUT them."
- newly transformed vampire, who's hunting the vampire that made them unable to eat garlic
- person 1: may i have your name?
person 2: no, but you can call me [name].
person 1: sir, this is a dmv, i am not a fae.
person 2: then you wouldn't mind holding this iron horseshoe, right?
person 1: start sweating nervously. - you're pretty sure you accidently let in a vampire, but instead of attacking they stole all your mangos.
- an adventurer infiltrates a cult while on a quest, one thing lead to another and they are somehow put in charge. they're desperately trying to figure out how this religion works before they're caught. (bonus points if the god of the cult is the god of trickery.)