French history: From 925 and onward
So starting in 925 We have a very useless king who does nothing andI don't know much about him but basically useless, not much power all of the power is in the Dikes, Princes and in the Clergy.
The Norman conquest, 1066- When King Edward of England died with out out an heir This Noble named Harold was made king, but there were two other major competitors for the throne, One being our French Boy William,Duke of Normandy, And a dude from the Norway area that we don't really care about for the purposes of this. Harold get's his army nice and ready for William when Norway dude attacks so Harold marches his army up the coast to fight him in a little something called The Battle of Stanford Bridge. The English won that battle but were slaughtered and our boy William took the opportunity to attack at the Battle of Hastings. William now has the throne and is the King of England, why is this an issue? William is technically a citizen of France and as such is supposed to be under The French King's rule. Are you sensing conflict, because you should be.
"We hate England" begins- Now We have these Norman Technically French dudes of England who really want to rule France to because half an Island isn't enough. So the English start taking over France like it's no big deal, because really it isn't. France isn't super unified because the Dukes and Princes have more power than the king. No strong central Government, No strong central Army. So by the time we get to 1191 France finally get's it's Government together and we see a real war happen between England's King Richard The Lion heart, and Frances Philip II. Than Richard Dies in 1199 so our boy Philip takes the opportunity to Gain back most of France except this little stretch along the coast line. There's basically constant bickering and skirmishes but most conflict dies down a bit. Then we move on to a thing called
The Hundred Year's War- This started in 1337, when French King Charles IV goes and dies with out any heirs so the legal heir French throne just so happens to be our boy King Edward The third. Now the French were not going to stand for this and England wanted that crown so they fought a really long bloody battle that's very confusing. During this war we also had this thing called the Black Death pop out of Asia and cover France and well, all of Europe. Basically it was really bloody and what the English lacked in number's they made up with strategy and training. They invented this little something called The Long Bow which gave them a huge advantage (Seriously huge that one weapon made an enormous difference) Now a big misconception is that this war was continues, it wasn't. they were technically at war but there could have been years of no battles every now and then because War be expensive and if you can't pay for it you ain't haven any battles. France went through a bit of a civil war during this time (You will soon see that this is a bit of a hobby for the french) Because their King, King John II, Got Captured durring one of the battles and England wanted a whole lot of money for him, but France doesn't have that kind of money because War breaks the Bank. So Now Kingless they had a civil war for a while. Than in 1360 they signed a treaty had a bit of peace and ended the first part of the war known as The Edwardian Phase. The treaty gave England a solid third of France in return Edward dropped his claim to the French throne and lowered King John II's ransom. France didn't ever pay for their King back anf he died in England.
Phase two of this war began 9 year's latter in 1369 when King Charles V Called The Black Prince, Aka the heir to England's throne, To Paris for a little chit chat and The Prince said No, hence Conflict. The French did a lot better this time and by 1376 they got back most of the land they Gave to the English. This phase of the War is called The Caroline Phase. After this both of those king died pretty young and than the French one died again and then we had two Child kings rules at the same time while at war. Aka A political disaster. These king's managed to lose most of their power to their nobles The French one because he was a bit crazy, and the English one because he was a wee bab. France descended into Civil war (Again) Fighting doesn't resume until King Henry V decides he want's a chunk of France and France says no. The French are still in a civil war by the way, we've also entered the 1400's.
Now things get even more confusing in 1419 The French heir to the throne has a the Duke of Burgundy assassinated. Now this dude's son's, Philip, is like fine, if you gon be like that I want the English to win. So you have French who support the Duke of Burgundy and by proxy, the English, and then we have this treaty that says Henry is the official Heir to Frances throne and the Actual French heir, Charles, is tossed to the side. Now Two sudden king deaths later you have an Infant English King Henry IV trying to get crowned in France but the French Rebels say heck no.
Then we meet this young teenage woman you might of heard of, Joan of Arc ANd she start's hearing these voices's telling her to go lead the throw away heir of France, Charles's army. So she does and defeat's the English, get's our boy Charles VII Crowned King.Then those Burgundy people who don't like Charles kidnap her and send her to the English and she get's burned at the stake.
Back to The War, The Pope stepped in and said, It's time to stop, and both sides said no. But France did decide to stop fighting it's self so that's nice. This made France a whole heck ton stronger and they won back lot's of land. In 1444 The Truce of Tours was signed and it was supposed to last until 1450, but the English couldn't wait that one so they attacked in 1449. The French said, heck to the naw and drove the English off of the mainland entirely and in 1453 The Fighting ended, with France as France and England as England. That' the end of that war.
Colonization- France goes over to America sees a nice hunk of Juicy land and takes it, but they're actually semi nice to the Native American's. they basically said "Hey you trade with us, we won't kill you and we'll keep those pesky English people from invading your land". I think it's really sad that the french lost the 7 year's war because it lead to such a big loss of culture and the destruction of the Native American's. This is 1530's ish. (Sorry I'm going into less detail now Hundred year war's do that to a person)
30 Year's War- France just keeps fighting people, so they Fought with over religion for a while I don't feel like typing that out after the last war. But I'll give you a much shorter rundown. Basically, Protestants caused a whole heck of an uproar. lot's of fighting one of the bloodiest war's like ever. So France was a Catholic country but the people they really didn't like sided with the Pope so they fought against the Holy Roman empire. Than Spain got involved and started invading France so they fought of the Spain (Spain was doing their whole Spanish inquisition if I'm not wrong. Fact check me on that one, well Fact check me on all of this because you should always have more than one source). The Spanish were really doing some damage, But the French managed to push them back, Most likely due to civil unrest in Spain. Then King Louis XIII dies and left his five year old son on the throne (remember him he's important when we talk about that French Revolution) Needless to say we have a bit of a power struggle going on in France now, while they are fighting Spain and the Holy Roman Empire.I don't remember exactly how this one ended I think the Austrian's got involved and Spain had a lot of issues in a lot of places so they couldn't keep fighting. Th holy Roman empire ran out of Allies to fight for them so they said "Fine you can have your religious freedom or whatever" To the Protestant's.
(Slightly unrelated note, Spain's history is like really cool)
France Get's wealthy- So because of their whole monopoly over the majority of North America thing France get's a lot of money and this is when we see all of those famous Louis's. We get Versailles out of this we get the whole "France = High fashion" out of this, and they stay rich and powerful and very big aristocratic power until That whole Five year old on the throne thing, they go on a downward spiral until that Revolution it's famous for.
I will Get to The French and Indian war aka, the seven year's war in the next post. And I will go into the French Revolution after the American Revolution. For now I hope this is enough. I appologize in advance for any Typo's Spelling mistakes and such this is really long and I didn't really go back to fix stuff. I have to go study some American History now because I have an AP test on it tomorrow.