forum Yep, the bean who can’t physically keep RPs alive for longer than a month is here to disappoint people again (CLOSED)

Started April 15, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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I'm going to choose my character later! Right now I have to go do something!

Okay then! Here, have some pie till then!

PIE!

Pie pie pie!

I'm thinking of either using my demon, my vampire, or my homunculus. Which would y'all prefer?

Skye: coming over with more NOPE!
ME: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Demons are fun.

Vamp vamp vamp! I vote vamp!

Hinata: bake off!
Me: Are you sure that's a good idea…

Skye: You're on!
Me: Facepalm.

Cool! So I'll do my redheaded, eccentric vampire!

Hinata: literally baking hundreds of different exotic cakes.
Me: …

Me: Over kill much Hinata?
Hinata: I will win

Skye: Baking up every sort of pastry he can remember how to bake.
Me: WIN THIS

Me, hearing @Starlight-Unicorn: Bake. Bury him in pastries.
Hinata: On it. Sooooo much cake

Skye: is levitating a dozen different bowls of batter with magic and grinning like a maniac
Me: GO SKYE!!!

Hinata: You can't see her through the pans of batter
Me: Hinata, Hinata, she's the best! If she can't do it, neither can the rest! Goooooooo Hinata!!

Skye: *Mountain of pastries behind him and more pans of pastries over the flames being baked.
Me: GO SKYE YOU'RE THE BEST!!!
Faint yelling: I'm still stronger!!
Me and Skye: SHUT UP ALEX!!!

Hinata: I have literally centries on you boi! FIGHT ME!!
Her pile is reaching past the atmosphere.
Me: Um… this might be getting out of hand.

Me: Agrees, but doesn't really care
Skye: And this matters how?! Gestures to valleys filled with pastries, and the valley being used to make more.

Hinata: Oh really?! opens portal go through here and see how many I've actually made!!
Me: Drawing, simply ignoring them now.

Skye: Really now? opens three How about these?
Me: ….. I think this has gotten out of hand….

Yooooo! Since when did this become a character chat?