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Started April 19, 2018 by Deleted user

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Sam spluttered, momentarily stunned. "There are children present!" he said, defeated as he faceplanted into the counter again

(DO IT DO IT DO IT, ALSO I HAVE AN IDEA) Sam downed an entire bottle of whiskey, now effectively tipsy, and suddenly decided he had a great idea. "Hey, what if we did truth or dare?"

Matt hiccuped out, "Tha souns -hic- souns like fun -hic-" Matt coughed out and almost dropped the mostly-empty vodka bottle before stumbling to a counter to place it on.

Sam rolled his eyes at Matt. "Gods, how much of a lightweight are you?"

"Hey, tallass! I may -hic- may be a superhuman but I'm still short dammit!" Matt said indignantly while trying to hop up to look taller.

Sam laughed a little. "That's adorable, really."

"No it's not" Matt huffed and attempted to climb the counter again to make himself taller. He, however, slipped and lost his grip, being the drunken idiot he is.

Sam caught him bridal-style as he fell backwards into his arms. "No more climbing on counters for you love," he said with a wink

Somehow Matt's face was able to enter the fourth dimension of red on the colour spectrum. To distract himself he booped Sam's nose "Why thank you, my astral saviour."

"I might just have to carry you to keep you from getting hurt," Sam teased. "After all, it'd be a waste of a pretty face if you fell and cracked you head open."

Matthias hooked his arms around Sam's neck in response and buried his face in his shoulder. "Fine then tallass. You win."

Sam smiled to himself smugly. "Of course I do shortstack."

Avery came into the room where Sam and Matthias were. 'Did I hear someone mention truth or dare?'

"That would be me," Sam said, smirking as he drank his whiskey (gtg for like an hour sorry)

'Great,' said Avery as they sipped their drink. 'If you go upstairs, the first door to your right is the games room. We can go do truth or dare in there, and anyone else who wants to can join.'

(nvm I think I have a few minutes before I gtg) Sam shrugged, grabbing his bottle and walking upstairs, still carrying Matt