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Started April 19, 2018 by Deleted user

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(I sNORTED HELP) Sam blinked, stunned for a moment. "When in the hell did you see me naked at the cabin?!" he asked, now vaguely concerned that Orion had somehow been spying on him when he was changing or something. "For the record, it didn't count when you almost killed me!"

Looking up at Sammy, startled Orion almost starts crying at his angry tone. "Nnot my, my faul youu wallk rounnd myy homeenakkedd whenn yyou thinnk I aiinnt ome!"(Not my, my fault you walk around my home naked when you think I aint home!) The cat mans ears pin back against his head as he talks, eyes a darker blue in his distress.

(AAHAHAHAHAA that was amazing XD)

Matthias grunted as soon as Orion collapsed onto him. He managed to hold him up but once again being defeated by other people's heights, he could walk to a wall to set Orion down next to. He looked to Sam for help, a little red in the face, and not just from the alcohol.

"I do not walk around the cabin naked!" Sam said indignantly, now red in the face. He picked Orion up and set him in a chair by the kitchen table

Matt's face grew tomato red at the thought of Sam naked, and what Orion meant by 'he really is a big boy.' He quickly shook his head, as if trying to dislodge his lusty intrusive thoughts.

"Yuusss yoou dooo!! Iveesens you doo it! Da clooset issnt ddaat farom da bassroomm ann you cannt takee normmmsal howers annywayss.(Yes you do!! I've seen you do it! The closet isn't that far from the bathroom and you can't take normal showers anyways.) Orion clings to Sammy, not wanting to let him go, as Sammy is warm. He is also still draped in the overlarge trenchcoat, which is downright adorable. When drunk Orion has no brain to mouth filter.

(how do I insert lenny faces lmao) "It was one time! And that was because Lata managed to dunk me in lemonade and I had to do laundry!" Sam said, exasperated. He looked over at Matt, who was now completely red. "I'm not an exhibitionist I swear!" he said, laughing a little towards the end of the sentence. He walked over to the counter and grabbed an enormous bottle of whiskey, suddenly deciding alcohol was his new best friend

Avery saw the situation near him, hearing every word. They chuckled a bit, and came over. 'Orion's not lying,' laughed Avery, a bit tipsy.

Matthias bit his lip, glancing at Sam before walking over and leaning close to ask Orion a very important question, "Where is this closet? And may I join you in it?" He winked at Sam when he leaned back to stand upright.

"Oh my god! It was one time! One!" Sam said, throwing his hands in the air. "Next time I visit the cabin I'm casting a damn warding spell when I use the shower!"

Makinf a rather confused noise, Orion looked at Matt. "Whhys youus needda cloose? Iscomeess outss of da closetts, iss freeee iffyousu wantts it.(Why you need a closet? I came out of the closer, it's free if you want it.) Drunk Orion is confused Orion. Then he passes out. No one is quite sure if this is a good thing or not.

Sam made a noise of frustration, faceplanting into the counter out of embarrassment

Avery came to Orion's side, checking his pulse and breathing. 'He's alive, just too fucking drunk. We need to get him on a sofa, or something.'

"Even when yer drunk yer still somewhat innocent," Matt muttered and looked around at the others, unsure of what to do. "We may need to get him in an actual bed, hangovers are the worst if ya don't wake up in one" He commented, as he would know.

"I've got it," Sam sighed. He set his bottle down and walked over to Orion, scooping him up bridal style without any sort of difficulty and depositing him on the couch. He found his trenchcoat and threw it on Orion, then went back to chugging the nearest alcohol he could find

Avery grabbed a plate, loaded on some snacks and put it next to Orion for when he would wake up. They grabbed a glass of water, and placed it there as well to make sure he didn't dehydrate. 'There,' they muttered.

Matt scampered after Sam, and went faster once he saw the alcohol. "Oh are ya not gonna share, pretty boy?~" Matt subconsciously patted his flask in his pocket but already knew it was empty.

Sam rolled his eyes, handing him a bottle of vodka across the counter. "Here ya go shortstack."

"Thank ya, starry-body." Matt quickly slapped Sam's ass before chugging the bottle and chuckled slightly.