forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us
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@Visiones-Miraculorum

Fight me, Amethyst.

(‘-‘;) uh

I'll use an average sword. No tricks or anything. An honest, pure fight.

……u sure

Yes. I swear upon all 29 gods of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Ok then— holding sword, like, really awkwardly because I’m an ignorant child

I unsheathe my sword. A simple, one-handed affair, the design exactly like an ancient Norse sword I shall allow you to strike me three times before I make a move.

swings sword at Vis

The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

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appears out of nowhere, munching on munchies

whispers You here for the fight?

whispers yes, i heard ame was going to fight visio. I'm also here for moral support :D

Oh, nice. I'm just here to watch. smiles then holds out popcorn bowl Popcorn? 🍿

Ooh cool. smiles and nods Oh, yes please. grabs some popcorn

Kk, help yourself! grabs popcorn and watches the fight

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The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

@Visiones-Miraculorum

The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

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The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

duo…….lingo

attempts to stab Vis

@Visiones-Miraculorum

The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

duo…….lingo

attempts to stab Vis

I goes through my left kidney Tribus. That's the three freebies. I grab the sword by the blade and pull it out of my side and out of your hand before tossing it away and cleaving through your left shoulder down to your right hip

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The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

duo…….lingo

attempts to stab Vis

I goes through my left kidney Tribus. That's the three freebies. I grab the sword by the blade and pull it out of my side and out of your hand before tossing it away and cleaving through your left shoulder down to your right hip

MY SWORD ???

ALSO OW

@Visiones-Miraculorum

The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

duo…….lingo

attempts to stab Vis

I goes through my left kidney Tribus. That's the three freebies. I grab the sword by the blade and pull it out of my side and out of your hand before tossing it away and cleaving through your left shoulder down to your right hip

MY SWORD ???

ALSO OW

I chuckle Do you concede?

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The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

duo…….lingo

attempts to stab Vis

I goes through my left kidney Tribus. That's the three freebies. I grab the sword by the blade and pull it out of my side and out of your hand before tossing it away and cleaving through your left shoulder down to your right hip

MY SWORD ???

ALSO OW

I chuckle Do you concede?

leaps away and toward my sword

no ??? bitch I’m only getting started

@Visiones-Miraculorum

The blade hits me, and golden ichor starts leaking from the gash in my side Unus.

(•_•;) awkwardly swings again (I’m literally so brainded)

It hits just above the first gash Duo.

duo…….lingo

attempts to stab Vis

I goes through my left kidney Tribus. That's the three freebies. I grab the sword by the blade and pull it out of my side and out of your hand before tossing it away and cleaving through your left shoulder down to your right hip

MY SWORD ???

ALSO OW

I chuckle Do you concede?

leaps away and toward my sword

no ??? bitch I’m only getting started

I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

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I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

@Visiones-Miraculorum

I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

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I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

casually reforms because still a ghost can’t die ??

Well that wasn’t very nice of you, sir—

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i yell from the stands WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY

whispers yo, what the heck is even happening?

@Visiones-Miraculorum

I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

casually reforms because still a ghost can’t die ??

Well that wasn’t very nice of you, sir—

I chuckle Neither was imapling my heart. But here we are. I pull your sword out of my chest Would you like this back? Maybe with a signature?

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I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

casually reforms because still a ghost can’t die ??

Well that wasn’t very nice of you, sir—

I chuckle Neither was imapling my heart. But here we are. I pull your sword out of my chest Would you like this back? Maybe with a signature?

snatches my sword angrily shut up-

@Visiones-Miraculorum

I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

casually reforms because still a ghost can’t die ??

Well that wasn’t very nice of you, sir—

I chuckle Neither was imapling my heart. But here we are. I pull your sword out of my chest Would you like this back? Maybe with a signature?

snatches my sword angrily shut up-

I laugh, chopping your head off as you snatch the sword from my hand

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I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

casually reforms because still a ghost can’t die ??

Well that wasn’t very nice of you, sir—

I chuckle Neither was imapling my heart. But here we are. I pull your sword out of my chest Would you like this back? Maybe with a signature?

snatches my sword angrily shut up-

I laugh, chopping your head off as you snatch the sword from my hand

HEY I THINK THAT THING IS KIND OF IMPORTANT—

@Visiones-Miraculorum

I shrug Then you've accepted the ammount of pain that is coming to you, and I therefore am not legally in the wrong.

grabs sword and throws it at Vis

It impales me, as I do not care about this mortal frame Thank you for disarming yourself willingly. Makes my job so much easier. I seem to phase out of existance, but this is disproved by the flash of light and sound that accompanies my disappearance; I come back into human vision behind you, my sword trailing bits of ectoplasm You're dead. I trun and see the two halves of you start to shift

casually reforms because still a ghost can’t die ??

Well that wasn’t very nice of you, sir—

I chuckle Neither was imapling my heart. But here we are. I pull your sword out of my chest Would you like this back? Maybe with a signature?

snatches my sword angrily shut up-

I laugh, chopping your head off as you snatch the sword from my hand

HEY I THINK THAT THING IS KIND OF IMPORTANT—

So are lungs but I barely have those. Plus you're already dead. Not like it matters. A few motions later, your arms and legs are chopped off as well

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So are lungs but I barely have those. Plus you're already dead. Not like it matters. A few motions later, your arms and legs are chopped off as well

jeez dude thanks for more sad

reforms again and attempts to stab Vis ok I’m gonna need you to stop doing that,,

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grabs more popcorn

glances at Pandora with a "wth is going on" expression, then turns back to watch the fight