forum T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r

Started April 23, 2018 by @@CheezeJesus

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//yes I’d like to introduce u to my religion
What is it?
Cheezus

//I gotchu

(Is there an idol or is there no?
The divine food is cheese.
And is there a book?)

//there’s an official tumblr if that helps

//yes I just made one xD
It’s called allhail-cheezus

//it has a holy book now

The Holy Scriptures Of Cheesus

//Luke not giving a shit about danny’s origin story is great
“dude. I was kidding”

//yes
My friend is expanding on the wp holy book
He’s sending me quotes from it and it’s the best thing since sliced bread tbh

“Thou stink like Camembert”

("what religion do you follow?"
"cheeze."
"cheeze?"
"yes, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior cheezus christ?")