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Cyprus dropped the pixie less than gracefully on the ground. "Sadly, I don't think Jay would appreciate having bits of pixie wings stuck in his teeth."
Cyprus dropped the pixie less than gracefully on the ground. "Sadly, I don't think Jay would appreciate having bits of pixie wings stuck in his teeth."
"Oi, whoever ya are, we pixies don't appreciate people like you, bursting into our home. Leave before I get jivin' and laughin' and turnin' into a howler, otherwise I'll muster a giggle and become a great ol' spirit."
Lucille sighed, Whatever. She pushed herself up, and dusted off the dust and dirt.
Cyprus snorted. "You can't be serious!" He broke out into full on laughter, doubling over while oil leaked from his eyes. "Sweetheart, you're looking at the most powerful spirit this side of the dimension! I've eaten creatures trillions of times your size!"
"Hey, Cyprus? That you? We toldjer never to come back ere'!"
Lucille slowly backed away, letting the unknown argue with the unknown.
Addison stared angrily at Cyprus-Jay. Let. My. Friend. Go. And leave us alone.
"Indeed, it's me. That doesn't mean I have to listen to any of you. Quite frankly, I'd love for my host to get off this gods-forsaken planet, but since he's as much of an idiot as all of you, I had to take over for a little to keep him from dying."
"Ya shouldn't ave' come back, member' what append' when ya did?"
“Are you his guardian or something? Why do care for him?”
Cyprus shot the pixie a look. Oil had started to leak from his nose. "I know. And I. Don't. Care." He put out his hand, and the pixie shot up from the ground as if being pulled by an invisible string
"Hey, that tickles!" She said, laughing. Suddenly, a giant form of a winged horse appeared in her place, and charged at Cyprus.
He took an uncaring step to the side as the horse charged past. "Cute. Really. I didn't spend a couple thousand years escaping purgatory just to watch one tiny pixie try to step on my toes."
Addison was really mad now.
"You won't escape, Cyprus." Suddenly, her voice sounded like pure music, and joy, she was a glowing figure, golden and pure, streaks of light shot behind her, trapping Cyprus/Jay. "Let the child go. I will be merciful."
“And it’s back to everyone not hearing me.” Lucille grumbled, “Noted: Keep out of the tunnels.” Lucille limped toward Addison, and stayed by her side.
Cyprus laughed again. "Oh my gods, are you serious?" He snapped his finger, and the lights immediately died. He walked towards her. "Listen here, you overgrown wasp. This child made a pact. Therefore, I can do whatever I please."
"You will not succeed. You will be destroyed."
Cyprus laughed again. "Succeed? The only thing I'm trying to 'succeed' in doing is keeping my sorry host alive! Otherwise, I've got a cushy little palace inside this imbecile's head that I quite frankly don't care to leave."
Addison silently rapped her arms around her friend protectively.
Lucille likes comfort.
Cyprus groaned. "Gods, I can't believe I was ever human. You all are such idiots." Suddenly he started coughing up oil. He stared down at his newly stained sleeve. "Well, looks like my time's up for now. Adieu!" He gave a small wave and a final grin before Jay's body collapsed to the ground
Lucille limped over to Jay, “Man, I’m seriosuly going to get fired.” She checked his pulse, “Well he’s alive.”
Jay's lights started to frantically flash
“And that, that’s not good.” Lucille pointed out, “I studied some medicine, but not tech… wait I studied that… I didn’t study engineering.”
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