forum SCREW IT!... wait- zeus NO! (open)
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@Serenity88 group

Athena, in her celestial chambers weaving a tapestry and listening to music, was wondering what they were raising decibels about. Ares… that thickheaded lout With a sigh, she set her threads down and walked out into the throne human containment unit. The raised voices were coming from Aphrodite's human containment unit, as she'd expected. Athena peeped her head around the corner of the wobbly flip-shutter.

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

hestia caught athena watching them, "athena! finally, someone who'd listen to reason!" hestia quickly dragged athena into the human containment unit before she could leave while ares still protested in the background. "athena, now im sure you've heard by now that zeus has a new demigod that's been starting fights everywhere they go and making a mess of the mortal realm. surely you can do something about it, especially since, for a god of war, ares is being completely useless."

meanwhile ares has given up on trying to fight hetia and instead started talking to eros, "hey, you're on my side right? i mean, it's not like we can do anything anyways, we're not supposed to directly get involved in human affairs after all." ares watched him expectantly, "and plus, "all is fair in love and war", so we should be on the side anyways."

@Eli-the-transboi group

Aphrodite simply listened for a while, keeping a ‘I’m not amused’ look on her face. Then after a few more minutes of arguing, she sighs and bangs two offering dishes together. “SILENCE!” She snapped. She looked between the two gods. “What do you think I’m supposed to do? Hm? I don’t do much with those mortals except maybe sleep with them. Or I suppose work with the ones who actually deserve it. But that’s beside the point. Ares. You’re the god of war. Go handle the situation like you were made for, or else I’ll find Mother Earth and tell her about how you refuse to do you’re job!”

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

ares glared around the human containment unit at everyone, especially hestia's smug look. "I'M not doing anything! i don't see why it's my problem, humans go to war constantly, what's a few more?" hestia scoffed at him, then gave athena a grateful smile. "thank you, at least there one sensible person here, other than myself of course." she couldn't help giving ares another smug look of victory.

@Serenity88 group

Athena heaved a weary sigh. "I will go to this ankle-biter and see if I can reason with him. That failing…" She looked around. "If he will not see reason and cease his path of melee and havoc, Apollo will send a prophecy to Camp Half-human syrup. Our children there can find the ankle-biter of Zeus and deal with them." She waited a moment to see if any of the other gods had any objections or better brain bubbles.

@Elise_Is_Feeling_Very_Homosexual_Rn

Gaea, suddenly fades into the human containment unit
"what the gods is going on here! is it my grandchild? i knew i shouldn't of spared him.
Also! Ares! Fix this mess you've made! I command It!"
Gaea walks over to Hestia. "are you alright dear?"