forum SCREW IT!... wait- zeus NO! (open)

Started September 04, 2023 by @IcarusFightsTheSun book

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"Di immortales. . ." Erebus sighs. "Zeus did it again?"

At the question, the nearby torches are snuffed out with the blast of icy darkness that emanates from the goddess of darkness.

"We are. . . fine. He is simply being a. . . difficult. . . man," she says, her voice as freezing as the darkness that had engulfed the hallway.

As soon as Apollo appears without pants, flashing all of them, Erebus screeches.

"PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON YOU GOLDEN MONKEY!"

"Oh, you want a piece of this? Do you? Do you? I'll give you a piece of this. Come get some. Don't worry, I promise I'm delicious!" Apollo moved closer to Erebus, pointedly not putting pants on.

(Good, this makes this so much funnier to everyone else who doesn't.)

Erebus, being a woman with no interest in men who literally and figurative;y flash you without warning, does the logical things: she kicks Apollo in the crotch.

Also being a woman with some class, she sends him through the ceiling of the hallway by doing so.

"OWWWWWWWWW!!!" Apollo shouted, "Jeez woman, do you have to kick so hard?" Apollo fell back down through his hole on the ceiling, and, once he wasn't doubled over in pain, summoned his bow and began rapid firing arrows at Erebus.

Erebus blinks and the whole palace goes blindingly, suffocatingly dark as she gets more pissed and less stunned.

She grabs Apollo by the throat - not in a sexual, haha funny kinky way, more in a "I will kill you" way - and Erebus' eyes gleam with a dark unlight.

"Are you sure you wish to try and fight me?" she asks silkily.

"Um, maybe? Well, actually-" Apollo kicked her in the breasts, back flipping away and out of her grip, then vanished in a burst of light.

(. . .)
(Apollo, you have a death wish.)
(Also, can I say that I have given Erebus the size breasts I wish I had at times? [A.K.A. unrealistically huge and wibbly womble bingers.])

Erebus looks like she has murder on her mind.

"I hate that pesky sun god. . . his haikus suck, as does his interior decorating," she mutters.

psyche felt like she just snapped out of a daze, she didn't even see most of what happened through the darkness, but decided it might be best to leave and let her cool down.. or kill apollo. but whichever she did, psyche wasn't sure she wanted to be a witness.
"haha, men. am i right?" she said, trying to keep her voice from shaking. she turned and started almost dragging eros behind her.

Eros walked alongside Psyche. "Its still nice to pretend we can teach him anything" He sighed, still processing the scene that just played out. (Girlboss moment Erebus)