forum School RP (Closed 😬Stalkers welcome)

Started May 14, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

(Ty died…)

(Nah he's alive. Just talking to me.)

(Oh, okay. He's half dead then.)

(Half dead, yes.)

(Gasp Is he a zombie?)

(MY FOOT, MY UTERUS. EVERYTHING HURTS)

(WHAT IN THE?!)

(He's having cramps and I'm just basking in the glory of being right.)

(I am so confused right now? Why is he cramping?)

(I don't have ovaries but something is angry in that area where my uterus should be and it feels like hell. I stood up and fell to the ground. I don't know why I ever made fun of Delilah's cramps, I'm an ass)

(I NO LONGER CARE! FEEL OUR MOTHERFUCKING PAIN DARREN! WE TOLERATE THIS FOR LIKE A WEEK, EVERY FUCKING MONTH! SOMETIMES MORE SOMETIMES LESS!)

(Yes ma'am I love you don't harm me.)

(NO DO HARM HIM WE THREE GIRLS OF DARREN'S LIFE SHALL MURDER YOU.)

(No promises :)

(I love my girls, why are they trying to kill me?)

(Because.)

(Because you underestimated the power of our cramps. Now you must pay.)

(I am a depresso expresso because weekends mean Delilah but she was spending time with family for Thanksgiving and in a week couldn't spare any time for her lonely man other than in nightly video chats or calls which is nothing like being together and GOD I would die if I was in a long distance thing)

(Yeah I'm getting that now. Also we would. We very much would.)

(Yeah, sounds about right.)

(So can we spare my life this time seeing as how I'm already dying)