(Seriously I'm not joking. I like reading my name from other people like in a letter or note or even on here when people call me Darren or Dare… Fucking love it. Or when a girl calls for you from another room for help or something. Just hearing my name from my girlfriend gives me chills. It's a weird thing and It's not just me)
(Darren…you have a slight problem…)
(Why the fuck? Yo no comprendo.)
(Darren…you have a slight problem…)
(What's my problem? Also you used my name was that intentional? :)
(Maaaaybe ;)
(That's why I have so many nicknames… I secretly love them)
(Maaaaybe ;)
:)
(But now that I know that, I'm going to use it to my own advantage. Hehehehehe)
(Same Darren ;)
Hype down ladies you're making me blush.
(You brought this upon yourself Dare)
(You really did Dar.)
(This is glorious bullying)
(I'm not going to discourage it)
(YOU CAN'T TELL US SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NOT EXPECT US TO USE IT AGAINST YOU. DARREN, SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE KNOWN US LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT.)
(YOU REALLY HAVE DA!)
(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(THAT'S KIND OF TRUE! LET ME JUST WRITE DOWN ALL MY NICKNAMES FOR YOU)
(YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Also I don't know what is it with the sweatiness. It's weird.)
(Male models actually oil their chests to look sweaty and be more appealing to females.)
(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(You can't tell me you wouldn't start drooling over Jensen Ackles if you saw him shirtless with muscles glistening with sweat. The day someone can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me that is the day I'll believe it.)
(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(You can't tell me you wouldn't start drooling over Jensen Ackles if you saw him shirtless with muscles glistening with sweat. The day someone can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me that is the day I'll believe it.)
(I wouldn't do that. -_-)
(YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Also I don't know what is it with the sweatiness. It's weird.)
(Oh, I'm the only one that actually finds it attractive. O-Oh okay I'll just be over here. Hides in the corner as an awkward raisin.)
(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(You can't tell me you wouldn't start drooling over Jensen Ackles if you saw him shirtless with muscles glistening with sweat. The day someone can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me that is the day I'll believe it.)
(But why me? Why I can't I just be gross when I'm sweaty, I'm not Jensen Ackles. I'm Darren…….. That and chlorine water)
(YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Also I don't know what is it with the sweatiness. It's weird.)
(Oh, I'm the only one that actually finds it attractive. O-Oh okay I'll just be over here. Hides in the corner as an awkward raisin.)
(NO a lot of girls do. Delilah does… I don't completely understand…)