(Do you like the way guys sleep? Is that a thing? Like say you had a boyfriend or a husband and they fall asleep next to you. Would you look at them, is a sleeping guy cute?)
(Ab. So. Mother. Fucking. Lutely. Guys sleeping are the most adorable thing in the universe.)
(Okay good! So that's not a weird thing I do… I watched my girlfriend sleep on multiple occasions… Also I might be slightly bi so yeah guys sleeping is great)
(Not that I would know #SinglePringle4Life)
(Same here.)
(Probably not for life but sure)
(STAHP)
(I love you girls, you'll fucking find someone)
Girls can be super shy but also aggressive and put you in your place… What even…)
(Hah! More like someone finds me. Cause what are feelings?)
(If I can't find anyone, can I have you?
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.)
(Also I don't know if you know this but you can gain 5-10lbs of water weight every time you get your period. I read that on a tampon box. Delilah said most girls feel upset about that but GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?! Guys don't notice that.
(Hah! More like someone finds me. Cause what are feelings?)
(Touche)
(If I can't find anyone, can I have you?
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.)
(Yeah sure HMU when I don't have girlfriend. ;) Lol)
(Wait really? I didn't know. Never helped me anyway.)
(Wait really? Cause I will gladly hold you accountable for that offer.)
(Wait really? Cause I will gladly hold you accountable for that offer.)
(Lol I don't plan on breaking up with my girlfriend anytime soon but you can be first on the waiting list)
(Checks into waiting room and sits in a chair.)
(Another guy thing, a lot of men say they don't like cuddling because (Honesty time… sorry if I hurt your innocence or something) sometime having someone we love on top of us turns us on… That's just a thing as we'be established and by the way we get it you’re cold. You’re always cold and I'm never cold so come and take my body heat. I WANT YOU TO HOLD ME OKAY?! I will sacrifice my heat for you whether you're my girlfriend or just my friend. My friends get cuddles all the time. Guys say they hate it but they don't. Sometimes I don't like feeling suffocated but I still like holding you so………..there's that)
(Lol)
(Checks into waiting room and sits in a chair.)
(Aww are you waiting for me?
(Can I just say I have no clue how many times I've just been sat on. And just never bothered to say anything. Cause like it's nice?)
(Yesh. I said I'd hold you accountable for that offer and I damn well meant it.)
(Can I just say I have no clue how many times I've just been sat on. And just never bothered to say anything. Cause like it's nice?)
(Boom! She gets it)
(Yesh. I said I'd hold you accountable for that offer and I damn well meant it.)
(… Lol Alright… Don't wait for me too long)
(I get it! Also I wait for no one Puts shades on)