forum ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

Started July 09, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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She laughed a high pitched mocking laugh and sighed loudly. "Can uhu naahhhhttt?" She repeated in a high pitched voice.
(If you couldn't tell I'm having fun xD)

(Oh I can tell xD)
Jules groaned. "Fine! I'll leave you alone!"

"Ugh! Finally, my god. All you bounty hunters following me around because I was alleged for murdering some people have gotten very annoying. Good day!" She beamed at him.

Jules glared at her, then whirled around and stormed off.

She followed him spoopily and blew a loud raspberry in his ear.

"LORDY!"
He whipped around. "Stop."

She cackled loudly and floated off. "Okay, bye mister!" Her wing waved goodbye to him.

She drifted off serenely, and as Juels (I used his surname because I didn't remember his first) walked away, he heard a distant catcall, and following that, a loud gunshot.

(It's just Jules)
Jules rolled his eyes. What did she do?

Lilith looked up. If that damn cowboy sees me with this body –pan down to a dead body– I'm definitely going back to jail. She picked up the body and started dragging it into an alley.

Jules stretched his wings out and shot off. If she killed someone she's going back to jail…..

Her wings were fluttering nervously behind her now as she dragged him over to a dumpster. Shit, I can hear him coming.

Jules landed softly beside the dumpster. "And I see you're breaking the law again."

Lilith grinned at him. "Yeah, whaddya expect from a demon. Plus this guy was inconsiderate enough to get too close. And I happened to have a gun, so I violently shot him in the face." She shrugged as if that's what every woman did when a man got too close.

Jules glared at her. "Yes. That's perfectly normal."

"Yes. So, FINE take me to that stupid court. They'll probably assign me as your partner or some dumb shit because I know those guys too well and that's exactly what they'd do. So take me, Mr. Jules, and see what happens?" She stuck her wrists out.

Jules raised an eyebrow. "This feels like a trap."

She grinned. "Unless you want to take me to jail, it's not."

He paused, considering the situation. "I'm hauling you in. C'mon."

"Alrighty." She said brightly.

He grabbed her wrist and dragged her along. "It's gotta be quick."

She smiled serenely to herself. "Okay, whatever you say Cowboy Jules."