forum ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

Started July 09, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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"Come back WHERE, hon?" She said through gritted teeth. "I don't know you!"

Jules rolled his eyes. "You're wanted!"

Lilith smiled innocently over her shoulder and batted her eyelashes, as her wings tried to get her further up in the air. "Oh, why's that?"

"Murder….of 30…..people…" He grunted.

She waved her legs around, trying to connect to him, and cause him enough pain to fall off.
"Yeah, allegedly, I could've, yet I didn't; the court cleared me. So lemmie go."

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She waved her legs around, trying to connect to him, and cause him enough pain to fall off.
"Yeah, allegedly, I could've, yet I didn't; the court cleared me. So lemmie go."

"Yeah right! The court is full of baboons!" He took a hit to the jaw. "CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT???"

"Well, if you'd just please" –she hit him again– "let me go, darling, I'd greatly appreciate it!"

Jules let his hand slip. He fell onto the ground. "Happy?"

She glowered down at him and plopped down onto the ground too. "Yes. Thank you." She said sarcastically, and curtsies even more so.

Jules rolled his eyes. "So what were you skulking around for?"

"I can't walk around without some cowboy bearing down on me?" She asked innocently while batting her eyelashes.

"I'm not a cowboy." He grumbled.

"Oh, what would you call yourself, then? Mr. I-Hunt-Demons-For-A-Living?"

"Mr. Jules. I told you that already."

"Oh-ho! Excuse me. So what are ya gonna do now, Mr. JEEEWWWLLLZZZ?" She mockingly stretched his last name and mispronounced it.

"CAN YOU NOT?!" He yelled.