forum ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

Started July 09, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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Jules grabbed her arm and Judo flipped her onto the bed. "STAY."

Lilith flailed around among the sheets for a few seconds before emerging looking angry. "What the hell? I thought you wanted to get rid of me? I'm totally with you now!"

"You're not leaving without my consent and I say no. I need a hand around the ship."

"A hand? All demons do is destroy shit. You may as well just shove me back in that closet."

"No. I'm gonna teach you how to be gentle with things, got it?" He leaned closer. "And if you refuse lord help me I will shove you into the jail cell myself."

She grinned. "It's better than being with an Angel."

(I would pay good money to read this as an officially published book)

(SLy we're starting to attract attention)

(:O)

Jules scowled and put his hands on his hips. "Now rest up, cus I'm not working with a crabby and tired demon."

"I thought you were working with a lobster." She purred with a sly smile.

"Don't make me tie you to that bed you hippie."

"I thought I was a criminal?" She purred in the same silky voice, the sly smile remained spread across her face.

"You are. And a particularly annoying one at that. Good day." He turned on his heel and strode out the door, letting it slide shut behind him.

She glanced around and down at his pillow. "This guy is single. He has to be disgusting on occasion." She got up and walked over to the window and looked out. A blazing star (lik the bigger ones) could be seen far off. "Ahh, space." She crooned quietly and stared out at all the planets and stars.

Jules reentered with a fresh pillow case. "In case you think I'm disgusting."

"Oh, you can read my mind, huh? Change the sheets, too, while you're at it."

"Fine." He glared at her and went back to the closet, returning a few minutes later. "Here's your sheets your majesty."

"Thanks," She purred silkily, "could you put them on, too?"

"No." He dumped them on the bed.

"Why? I'm the guest. Plus, I don't want to get crusty DNA on my fingers."

"Lord help me." He sighed. "You're the frickin nuisance that I'm stuck with. Put your own sheets on."

"Yes, but you're the single guy who owns this ship."

"Why does it matter that I'm single? I'm not gross I swear?"

"Well, you… change your damn sheets." She growled deeply, in an inhumane voice.