forum One on one (CLOSED but stalkers tho)

Started June 08, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Whatever," Lau said with an uncaring shrug. "Can we at least go find a different Nazi to punch? I need to punch a Nazi."

"There's a guard outside the door, be my guest."

"My pleasure," she said with a grin. She yanked the door open, stepped out, and said, "Hello!" before colliding her fist against the guard's jaw. He crumpled against the wall and fell to the floor. She gave him one last kick for good measure. "All clear, Mel!"

"Right." she said. Five guards walked up to them. "Dammit."

"Ooh, yay, five more Nazis to punch!" Lau said, full ready to dive in and start swinging.

The guards pulled out guns. "Lau…." Melody said.

"Or….not." Lau raised her hands, eyeing the guns. "What's our move now? We can't just punch our way out, sadly."

"Erm… we surrender?"

"Ughhhhh," Lau let out a long, pained groan. "Fine. We surrender."

Later, in a holding cell……
"Just saying, it could be worse."

Lau gestured around the cell. No beds, just a lousy cot and a toilet. Filth everywhere. "Oh, yeah, I guess we could be dead," she said sarcastically.

"No, I meant we could be in a cell with other prisoners. Seriously, I would rather be eaten by the prison rats than…" she trailed off.

"I guess you're right." Lau shrugged, leaning against the wall. "Any plans for escape? I have an idea, but you won't like it."

"Hit me."

"So I may have smuggled in a few grenades," she began. "But they, of course, got taken away by the guard at the door. If you could try to attract his attention –maybe flirt, maybe not… then I could grab em."

"Don't worry, I got this." she said, walking up to the bars of the cell. "Am I in this cell to be protected from handsome men like you?" she asked the guard, batting her eyelashes. (You can act out the guard if you want, idk)

The guard blinked at her. Then he smiled. "Handsome?"

Lau scoffed quietly. Nazi's are stupid, she thought, slinking over and keeping herself as hidden as she could. She nodded at Melody to keep talking.

Melody dragged the guard closer and kissed him while taking his keys and gun simultaneously. She whacked the back of his head with the gun, which knocked the guard out.

"You must admit, I'm awesome."

"Yeah, yeah," Lau said with a grin. "Did ya get my grenades? I still want my grenades."

"Let's get out of here first, then grenades."

"Fine," Lau said. "Get us out of here, O awesome one." She did an over-exaggerated bow.

Melody jangled the keys and opened the lock. "Voila!" she said, bowing to an invisible audience.

"You never fail to amaze," she said with a smirk. "Let's go." She lead the way down the hall of the prison. "Keep that gun on you."

"Do you really think I wouldn't?"