forum Not-So-Normal Camp RP (CLOSED but you can stalk)

Started April 22, 2018 by @Tylerrr-M-P

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Elisa triumphantly takes her glasses, sliding off of Flints back, still a little wobbly

Flint collapses on the ground, "we won," he waves one of his arms up tiredly, then it flops down again.

Elisa flops down on the ground next to Flint “we make a great team” she slides the glasses onto her face, the world suddenly clearer “That’s better”

'How do you even see with those things?' asked Samuel. 'They made everything look smaller than my ex's dick. And that's pretty damn small.'

"Heck yeah we do," he puts his hand up for a high five, "c'mon, don't leave me hanging."

She high fives Flint “That’s because I’m blind as a bat. My visions like 40/40” She said, speaking to Samuel

Samuel shivered. 'Man, I don't wanna see a dick that small ever again.'

Flint smiles, sitting up, "Dude you talk about this guys cock like it was an cm,"

'Dude,' began Samuel. 'It was less than that. Looked like a deformed Cheeto or something.'

"Ah, what, is that possible?"

Elisa just layed there, feeling awkward

'Yes, I saw it first-hand,' he was laughing now. 'I wouldn't let that near the beehive, trust me. I told him, "That dick scarier than any Halloween costume I seen, put some damn clothes on and leave this house." I knew it was harsh, but he was telling me it was some sort of legend weiner, and it wasn't. You can't lead someone on like that.'

Flint laughs, but decides to change the subject, seeing how uncomfortable Elisa become due to this, "Hey do you remember what happened last night? Elisa."

Elisa was glad for the change in subject, mentally thanking Flints observant nature “Aw, Yeah! We all went to the kitchen and made Vodka Spaghetti”

Samuel nodded. 'Cool. Did it taste nice?'

Elisa shrugged “Yeah it was pretty good. Oh, we all got married” She nonchalantly says

'Fun,' laughed Samuel.

"Oh nice, was it a pretty wedding?"