forum It could be worse: A one on one (CLOSED)

Started June 17, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Why nooot?"

"Because, I don't want to be broke and you're going to get fat."

"I exercise, unlike you."

"Excuse me, I exercise too."

"Not as much as I do."

"Whatever."

"Cake."

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No!" Some of the people turned to look at them as a waitress came over to them.

"Cake, now. Hayden."

"Only one, Samantha."

"Fine, red velvet because it's my favorite flavor since it looks like blood and I'm a twisted monster." she says.

"Okay, I'll take chocolate cake."

"So are you going to write that down?" Samantha asked the waitress.

"Uhm, yes. Sorry about that, miss." She said as she wrote it down while she blushed from embarrassment.

"It's no problem, good lookin'" Samantha said, winking.

The waitress blushed even more as Hayden tried to hide his laughter. The waitress quickly smiled at both of them and left.

"What? I can flirt with people if I want to!"

"You were terrible at flirting though," He said as he started laughing uncontrollably.

"Still better than you. It was documented that you used…." she snickered, "Hotter than a scented candle as a pickup line." she said, bursting into laughter.

"Wait what?!" He said as he started laughing again.

"Hey, you said it, not me." she said, holding up her phone.