forum It could be worse: A one on one (CLOSED)

Started June 17, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Ooh, cake! So much cake." Samantha said as she pointed to the menu. Cake was a weakness of hers.

"Only one, I don't want to dig my own grave."

"I'm ordering all the cakes." she said finally. "Even the shady looking coconut one."

"Noooooo, you can only but all of them if you're paying for them."

"Hey, you did say you were paying." Samantha reasoned.

"Not if you're going to make broke as hell," He said.

"Oi! You're not allowed to break promises." she said. "I'll share."

"I didn't promise I was going to pay for all of it!"

"Yeah you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did. I'm getting all the cakes."

"No, you're not getting all the cakes if you do, I'm not paying for them."

"Stubborn, I see. Well, I need to send a quick text." Samantha said.

"Random but okay."

"It's to Cyrus. I need blackmail." she said.

"On me?" He asked.

"Yup."

"You won't get anything."

"Ooh, he just responded. There's a lot about your past fiancees on here." she said.

"Damn it, let me see. I didn't know a lot about them anyway."

"Wow, you were very…. just wow." she said.

"What are you talking about?"

"You were very terrible at dating." she said.

"Yea, which is the reason I'm still single."

"I know."