forum I've been dying to do a rp like this, no pun intended. (Tis a one one one.) (Closed) (stalk at your own risk)

Started November 01, 2018 by @Dirt

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"Oh yes of course the girls." Embers tone sounded sour and slightly annoyed. "Everyone's got that really embarrassing tume in their life though. So at least yours can top most." She shrugged with a small laugh.

Jayson lifts an eyebrow when she mentioned the girls as if he had been interested in them, he smiles. "Don't get me wrong, not the girls, the moves they made were magical I wanted to be able to do that" He laughs. "But yea it was pretty awkward since all the girls would try to avoid me, the cooties" He loses it and laughs again thinking about how the girls would scream and run away from him when he got near them.

"Cooties?" Ember scoffed. "Honestly, humans are so, so strange. Its a wonder they all haven't died yet." She shook her head laughing. "So, I'm guessing you dropped out? Because you don't seem very, graceful."

Jayson gives off a short laugh. "I guess you could say some of us are pretty idiotic, but that doesn't stop us from doing really cool things" He stops laughing when she comments on the "graceful" part, then gives her a playful glare. "I'll have you know I'm very graceful. So graceful that I dodged death six times already" He thinks about what he said. "That is until now." He corrects.

"All because the reaper that controlled that area was lazy. Trust me I've heard all about reaps who let people dodge death. Let them come back from death." Ember sighed. "Some are more merciful I guess."

Jayson scoffs. "I'm still pretty fabulous. You were supposed to let me be cool for a moment there." He sighs. "So there are merciful reapers and not so merciful reapers like yourself?" He questions. "Hm, that sounds just like the human race"

"No, I'm doing my job right. We are nothing like the human race. We don't murder in cold blood, cheat, steal." Ember rolled her eyes. "And we Espesily don't enjoy watching people suffer."

Jayson smirks and makes a "tsk" sound. "Yea, I knew that if I said that last sentence it would piss you off some, precisely why I said it" He laughs. "But you got me there, we humans can be crazy sometimes" He gives a tired lazy look as he keeps grinning like crazy, not knowing at what though.

Ember cocked her head to the side, studying his face. "Why are you grinning like a guy on drugs? It looks very stupid." Though she couldn't deny the fact that he did in fact look handsome when he smiled, not stupid.

Jayson laughs and looks at her. "Trust me, I'm far from stupid, besides I'd like to say I look very nice and cool- not stupid," He says shamlessly as he promotes himself.
"And hey, how do you what a guy on drugs looks like? I might just be insane for all you know" He looks away shaking his head as he smiles.

"I know what a guy on drugs looks like because I was alive at one point." Ember rolled her eyes. "And for the record I don't believe you are insane. Just some very strange human."

Jayson gives her that are you sure? look. Then just walks it off smiling. "Alright then, but like I'm sure I didn't look high, just kinda overexcited to meet Satan"

"Excited to meet Satan?" Ember cocked her head to the side with a laugh. "That, that is a first. Most people beg me to let them have a free pass into heaven. But you, you're different."

Jayson snickers. "I guess I'm a bit cracked for saying that, but it's not like I'm gonna suddenly lose it and try begging you to let me go to the paradise. I don't wanna be stuck singing holy songs from my unholy ass for the rest of my life" He grimaces just thinking about it. "It sounds horrifying"

Ember barked out a laugh. "Oh yes. It truly dose. Though the colors are bland, its still better then hell. Trust me." She glanced at him, "trust me. I get to come and go. But maybe you'll like hell, I mean. If you like getting stabbed."

A faint smile touches Jayson's lips, then it just develops into a side smirk, he chuckles. "No yea getting stabbed is my favorite pass time, I'm starting to think that I'll totally dig it" He rolls his eyes because burning was his least favorite thing to do.

"Oh you'd love it then! Stabbing is their favorite thing," She grumbled the next part, "Even if you're just visiting." Ember rolled her eyes and laughed again. "Though you don't die, so that's a plus."

Jayson scoffs. "Sounds cool" Then the probably just visiting part got his attention. "What do you mean just visiting? You finally fell for this guy? You gonna get me out my hopeless situation?" He eyes her with an antagonizing smile then wiggles his eyebrows, his attempt at seduction.

Ember thought for a moment, trying to decide if she should tell the truth, or play along. She decided to play along. "Mmh, perhaps." She sweetened her voice and leaned closer. "And if I have?" She raised an eye brow.

Jayson saw her hesitation at first then dismissed it. Perhaps? woah. He smirked "Well damn, didn't think I'd even have a reaper fallin' for me" As she leaned closer Jayson blushed a bit, girls, in general, didn't make him flustered but this one….this one was something else. "Uhhh well, I haven't thought about that far. M-maybe we could g-get a small house- I-I'd like four plea-" He stops himself and realizes he was rambling, something he only did when he was getting hella nervous. Or falling for someone. Oh snap now I've done it.

Ember smirked, "a house eh'?" She cocked her head to the side before pulling back with a laugh. "Four what? Finish your sentience." Her eyes gave off a challenge, but the rest of her expression was still soft, still all part of her joke. Though something inside of her was attracted to this human. Maybe it was the fact that he wasn't afraid of her, or that he wasn't begging for his life.

Jayson laughs awkwardly when she mentions the whole house and four something deal. "N-nothing, four nothing. Just useless chatter on my part" He attempts to compose himself again.

"Mmm, do I have you flustered?" Ember forced her smile to be warm instead of wicked. "Aren't girls, always all over you?"

Jayson chuckles "Y-yea, a bit" he admits. "And yea I guess you could say that though 'the other girls' usually try to get all up in my business once they have a chance to talk to me" He scoffs and rolls his eyes remembering. "But I guess that's not the case with you, you're just something else" He laughs lowly.

"Mmmh, you should really go for girls more your league." Ember gave a wicked grin and again pulled away. "Do you really believe I'd fall for you? I'm a reaper, you're a human. You're going to hell, remember? But good luck with the women down there. I think you'd really like them."