Name: Eris
Age: Don't… d-don't ask. Assume 25.
Appearence (link is fine): Eris is tall, lean and muscular, with a long, winding snake's tail, fangs, and golden eyes flecked with bronze (it's real bronze. It's one of those don't ask things). He's freckled, and while I initially designed his character to be paler than fresh snow I realized that his species literally lives on a goddamn motherfucking desert planet and I'd be even more of a dastardly bastard to him, so I've changed his skin tone to a reddish walnut tone, and he also has very long stringy black hair. He's handsome, sneaky looking, and a little bitch most of the time.
Personality: A sociopathic bastard fueled solely on Red Bull and PTSD. While clever and slick, he'll break down when things don't go his way. Before, he'd probably murder you for saying hi, but Grayle has helped him since with his anger and abandonment issues and Aeren is always there for a hug when needed. Very charismatic even if he is sarcastic most of the time tho.
How you know/ met the happy couple: The Tavern.
Gender: Male.
Being (if you are not human): Sarnkind (I call him my dastardly snek anarchy boi toi.)
Power/magic?: Shapeshifting, spellcasting, seven deadly sins venom, semi immortality, and some other stuff.
Backstory: DO NOT.
Guest or crasher?: Guest.
Job: Former assassin. Now owns a tea shop.
Other: He's a blep. He's a blepity bleperson.
Name: Aeren Beo
Age: Probably 23??
Appearence: (link is fine): Soft cherub boi. He's got a plump baby face, blue eyes, and soft, curly, light brown hair that falls to his shoulders. About 5' 9", very cute with a button nose and pale freckles. Round glasses and a very bright smile, and fluffy angel wings.
Personality: Very bright and bubbly and empathetic, but seems to cause chaos wherever he goes. I'm sure it has nothing to do with him, right? He seems so innocent! So pure? What could he possibly do wrong?
How you know/ met the happy couple: He hasn't yet.
Gender: We'll say… make. Okay, that works. Male.
Being (if you are not human): I…. don't know.
Power/magic?: Ḑ̵̞̹̃̾o̵͚͎̙̬͈̅̀n̴̨̨̙͖͍͛̌̕̚'̴̭̥͉͛̇̽̔̀ț̸̛̛̩̻̥̪̇͆͊ ̴̡̾ę̷̺̺̦͊̄̅̍v̵̢̉̏̚e̷̲̓̈́̈́̔͊n̶̰̮̋͋͝ ̸̛̼̍̈́̒̀à̸̰́̒́̇ş̸̡̝̝͐̍̉̕͝k̸̭̥͙̦͎̂ ̸̞́̏̄̕ȯ̶̪͔͍̲̌͠͝ȑ̴̡͊̎́ ̴̯͕̫̥͐͑ỹ̴͈̦̠́̑ő̷͓̤̼ū̸̫͕̜̘̓̈́̍͒'̴̭̻̙͔͐̒͜l̸̢̻͇͕̈́̏̈́͝l̷̨̺̹̥̱̋͌͠ ̶̧̹͔̱̳̊̚r̶̜̫̹͈̎̽͒̇͘ͅȩ̸͕̙͕͂͌̀̈́g̵͉̯̗̥͕̈́͌̕r̵͕͝è̷̛͓͈̚̚̚t̴̡̲̥͇͆͛ͅ ̵̨̈ĩ̷̞̭͝t̴͍̥͔̝̒̌̉͜.̸̭̬̦̫͕́͌͋̋ ̸̪̥̀̃Ȋ̸̙͖͙̩͗ ̷͖͚͔̯̀͌͒͘w̴̘͚͚͒ͅȁ̶̦̦͎͝r̸̫͎̼̍͠n̴͖̻͕͇͖͐̃ě̵̝̬̦̰̝̌d̴͉̺͉͌ ̴̡̗̮͊̈́͊͜ͅy̴̺̜̩̆͘ǫ̸̦̗̭͓̎͐̈́u̶͙̽̈́̕͝,̷͇̭̖̥̺̅̾̄͐̕ ̸̭̠̝̮̻̐͌p̷̡̛̟̹̭̈́̓a̷̹̩͆̉̇̈̕t̴͖̔͜h̴͈̯͙̭̋e̸̞̣͌t̵̗͖̐̔̈́i̵̖̝͌̽̕c̷̖͈̮̼͍͊ ̶̨̲͇̫̥̑͌̅ḧ̴̞͉̮̤́ŭ̷̻̀̐̃̇ͅm̵̢̜̈̄ă̶͉̖̩̊n̵̡͓̞̞̂s̶̞͑̋̌̿,̶̘̥̊̍ ̷͎͙̣̽̋̎̔̒b̸̳̺̙͔̃u̷̦̽̔̾t̸̙̝̪̙̐͋̆ ̵̨̾͠ÿ̴̞͕̞͎̣́̌͝ö̵̧̨̼͓̖́̃ū̸̘̥̜̚ ̵̧͈̜̯̉ń̶̡̨̖ȅ̷̦̮̩̪̪v̷̦͉̂͒͂ḙ̷͔͋͠ř̸̤̞̑ ̸̰͎́͑̅l̴̨̟͈̮͕̒i̵̳̿͝s̴̟̳̞̟̃͠t̶̯͈̗̱̓̉̓̏̕e̴͉͕͈͖̹͐̈͑n̷̡̥̯͑̓̕!̸̣̓̍͒̿̍ ̸̡̨̉̀̃̀̽Ṉ̵̪͕̚ò̶̢͕̳̳̄̍t̴̨̧̯̩̂̅ ̸̛̼̇̿́̾ṯ̸́o̴̺̘̤̗̎ ̴͓̭͕̎͒͂͊̕r̴̞̻̊ȩ̴̹̠̈́̎̉̋̒a̵̙̖͊́͊͘s̴̨̲̼̱̾̓͝o̶̱͓͉̅̀̓̕͝n̶̲̟̙͑͊!̵̙̺̯͈͑̄͌͊͠ ̷̪̙͙̥̮͂̐̇̈́D̴͖̪̙̭͛̑͋̐̒ǐ̴̡͈̬̉ͅe̶̦̪̘͕̣͋̋̈́̀́!̷̼̝̽̀͐̆̈
Backstory: ̴̶̧̧̢̨̡̧̨̨̨̨̧̧̡̢̧̢̢̢̢̢̧̢̨̨̡̨̡̡̨̧̧̢̡̨̧̢̡̡̡̨̨̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̰̼͉͔͓̺̖̜̻̼̟̻͖̮̭̮͍̮̦̞̲̤̭̪̭̞̠̖̮̘͚̠̱͔̤̮̯͈̠̬͕̰̖̘̯̞̰͕̺̹̺̫͉͙̲͔̙͍̗̰̺͚̠̫̣͇̟̟̤̙̜̲͔̣͍̳͍͍̜̮͖̹̞̼͖̺͎͎̤̰̯̻̲̠̺̲͓̠̙͉̣̱̮̤͎̝̙͈̦̜̦͎̩̥̯̘̠͇̳̮̟͈͚̥̱͍̭̘̫̣̟͍̤͙̬͖̩̘͉̝͈̼͇̮̺͎̣̻͉͈̻͉̬̠̣̫͖͚̮̜̳̝͔͙̹͕̲̜̼̠͓̜͈͓͚̝̤̗̖͔͎̰̟͈̰̱̺̦̫̙̰͇̪͎͕̻̜̪̘̼̟̹͙͍̹̱̖͍̻̼͚̥̹̦͙̤̘̱̬̺͎͕̬̻̺̪̙̲̯͎̫̜̦͓̘͔̦͇̮̠͍̟͉̰̠͍̖̟̗͓͕̘͓̖͍̲̜̬̺̝̼̬͍̺͕̤̹̥̙̤̹͔̪̰͖̬͖̠͎̯̘̭̲̼̗͍̱̘̼̤̳̗̜͇̲̯̪̪̺̙̪͔͇̭̹̹̰͍̞̲̼̦͔͙̼̻̗͈͚͓̺͓̻̣͔̞̣͖͍̻͕̖̠̘͉͇͔͖̫̬̰͇̯͇̘̱̼̭͚̟̙̯̲̮̰̮̩͕̫͖̞͙͎̦̤͉̙͚̖̗̞̙̰̙̤̭͇͓̜͓̲̰̥̗̰̮̝͇̝̟͍͍͉̞̘̳̲̭̹̲͍̪͚͈͇͚̝̖̤̬͙̟̰͕̩̺͖͕̰̹͚̙̲͙̬͍͔̱̟͎̟̣̠̜̱̟͓̖̳̲̥͕̰̣̜͕̬͓͙̱̭̫̤̯̪̳͇̙̥͓̬̖̻͈̞͍͍̱͙̝̦̌͒̈́̾̎̉͂̈̃͑̾͂̀̋̌̓̀̂̇͂̄̌͐̑̽͒̎̐̈́͛͌̾̾̆̄̀̅͐͌̓̑̐̑̀̋̈́̒̇̄̍̃̌̍͛̌̍͛̐͂̔͑̇̽̍̐́̍̈́͊̿̂͋̓̓̈́͌͐͐̾̊͗̔͑͑̐̈́̋̌̋̔̍̅̅̔̾̇̇̋͋̽̀̈́̎̽̇̆̿́̒̑̈́͌̄͛̊̅̃̈̌̎̃͌̾͌̈́̾̎͆̊̊͗̔̒͒̏̇̃̓̀̑͌̃͒͛͊͂̃̂̈́͌̂̔̔́̇̽̈̓̀͐̆̒̿͌̓̏̎͛̔̑̄̎̍̽̀̂̀͋͑͛̓͗̀̋̈̅̿͌̔̑͒̊́̀̏̓͒͗͗̏͌͛̊̓̿̇͐͂͊̐̽̈́̌̊̇͂̅̃̌̒̇̉̓̈́͆̇͐͋͗̆̉͛̋͂̈́̈́̍͊͂͛̍̋̒̈́̾͋̍̊̋̓̃́̽͒́̇̂̔̃̑̓́́̈̎̀̇̎̓͐͑̓̈̿̉̊̀͆͛͛̈́̿̑͛̄̈́͆̽́̽̿̃̐͑̂̽͒̓̈́̃̄̈́́͌̅͑̇͑̽͐̄͐͊̎̇̄̈́̈́̈́̽̈̎͘͘̚̚̚͘͘̚̚̚̕̕̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅH̷̨̢̡̧̢̨̡̨̡̡̧̡̢̢̨̨̧̛̛̩͕̗̞̮̦̝̹̠̜̩̮̼̖͉̗̬̳̩͈͇͙̱̘̬͈̟̲͈̳̖̘͕͈̲̼̗͙̜̻͉̯͈̩̙̱͕̠͉̱͍̪̪͇̻̠̘͙̣̬̺͙̭̠͉̞̣̟̲̦͍̙̺̪̰͇͙͓̪̺̣̦̰̰̣͖͇̩͙͈̮̖̩͎͓̬̙̪͕̮̬̟͍̖̙̤͎̫̣̻̮͍̪̺̭̺̰̹̤͎̻̭͖̗̗̦͉̙̠̗͖͓̮̞̮̜̯̥̘̥̟͚͈͍͍̥̖̺͍͇̦̹̺̹͕̩̟͈͕̘̹̥̦̬̻͖̪̭͙͔̥̺̼̩̬͙̬͙̲̹͉̤̼͚͕̺͙͖̺͗̂̈́̀̄̈́̄̄̓̀̄͗͋̓͐̎̍̀̅̆́̒̏̅̄͌̆̔̎͗̇̊̆̇́̏͋̑̅̔͛̇̄̐̋͆͆͆̋̒̌̈̄̓̓̉̄͊̈́̓̋͆̅͂͋̔͂̆̅̑̒̌̀̽͗̏͛̄̽̋̀̾̒̋̍̏̎̊̏͋̍͆̌̔͊͂̚̚̚̕̚͘̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝ͅë̵̢̛̛͔̻͇̱̫͔̮̯͇̖̗̰̙̙̹̱͕̈́̊̅̾͊̈͒͒̐͌̈́͆̔̆͊̀̑͋̌̈́̾̇͗̑̔͊̈́͆̈̐̍̈́͋̀͊̓̒̓͗͛̒́͊̒̐̑̓͌̅̽̇̑̑̿̄̀̀̔̍̅̍̍̌̈̓͊̏̃̄͌̀͂́͐̾̆̾͂̋̎̑͂̊̿̈́̊̓̔͌̍̑̀̊́̋͆͂́̔͋͒̈́̂̓̋̈́͂̊̔̈́̓͂͌́͛̄́͌̌̏̓͊̎̅̔͑͗̿̓̐̂́̎̓́͂͆̅̽͑̔́̑̒͋̌̿̿͛̍̌̐̒̄̋͆͆̓͋̄͆́́̈̔̅͑̎̈́̈́̄̒͒̄͊͋̿̽̽͛̌́͑̾͆̈̅̏̉̀̎̀̒̓̅̐̈́̈̏̆͆́̿̀̏̎̔̕͘̕͘͘̕͘̚̕̕͘̚̚͘͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝l̴̢̡̨̧̡̧̢̢̢̡̢̡̨̡̨̧̡̡̡̡̡̨̨̧̠̗̰̭͙̞͓͈̫̤͚̹̤̦̪̙̳̝̮̯̭̦̜̫̬̖̼͔̻͎͙͈̣̥̞̼͖̫̬͎͈̦̻̪̫͚̝͕̳̭͙͖̤̠̱̦͙͈̙͓͙̩̮̼͎͍̙͕͔̺̺̭͇̙̙̱̫̰̪̪̘̖̯͉̝̩̰̟̰̤͎̩͈̜͓̫͎̞̫̫͓͙̠̫̭̤̙̲̝̣͕͖̥̮̖̻͔̙̭̠̲̮̩͚̭͎̖̜͍͈̻̮͈͕̫͍̹̜̫͍̺͉̺̗̫̟̩̞̭̯̺̣̲̜̙͕̗̹̥͍͍͚̯̳̱̜̫͎͙̯̣̘̙͓͍̗̹̫̻̗̯̭͖̺̤̪͉͑̂͑͌́̈́̇͊̽̊͋̄̄̃̀̔̄̏̓̽̀̊͌̔̽̓̏́̍͆̈́̍́͊̂̐̔̓͐̅̽̓̀̆̽̈́͑͛̆́̔̎̀̓͂͊̒̉̇̆̈́́̃̒̅̈̈̃̔͊̊̂̒͗̂̎̃̅̇̈́̃̂̈́̓̊́͛͐͌͗̊͂̉̊̔̀̑̏͊͊̎̄͊̿̊̍͐̓̍̈̕̚̕͘͘̚̕̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅp̴̢̧̢̡̢̡̡̨̛̜͍̼̬͉̥͕̯̰̻̹̮̗̣͙̖̯͖͓̰̩̥̪͍̯̜͍̹͚͈̱̰̙̥̤͙͙̟͔͉̞̼͕̝͚̳̠̤̠̬͈͇͔̯̟̩̠͚͙͇̜̤͍͇̯̟̱͕̹̘̹̖͔̱̣͎̝̺̲͍̫̤̺̪̘̑͌̑̈́͋̇̒͛͗̔̔̊̐͛͜͝͝ͅ ̶̢̢̢̧̧̢̨̧̢̨̧̨̡̧̡̢̢̢̢̧̨̧̧̢̢̢̡̡̢̨̢̨̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̭͓̻͍̭̞̮͉̬̯̰̥͎̤̠͖͙͓̙̙̠̟̖̬̬͉̰͇̬͍̲̥̼͙̟̹̝̬͙͉̰͚̲̦̭͚̟͔͈̠̟̪̜̞̟̻͎̬͙̹̤͖͍͓̫̪̤̱̣̱̖̖̫̜̫̗͇͈̬̥͉̲͕̩̹̝̪̜̹̠̣̜̘̼͈̻̰͍͚̞̱̙͍̻͎̺̲̝̜̖̦̲̦̯̰̻̬̱̖̻̹̰̯͎͙̘͇͎͚͖̩̰̰͖̺̭̲̼͇͕̼͕̤͙̼̙͔͉͚̜̲̺̳̫̺̬̩̳̩͙̼̣̻͖̗̻̰̱̹̥͉̜̪̻̭͈̭̥͍͚͎̦̱̬͚̳̲͈͈̠͓̼͈̥̥̻̫̜͚̲͙̘̘͍͚̺̝͚̱͖̱̯̦͙̯̪̝͇͈̳͍̤͉͚͈̆̅̀̊̈́͆̆̌̎̂̑̋̆͐̅̒̀̑͆́͊̽̂̈́̿̌́̄̂̆̽̍̔̃̀̈̐͂̅͌̄́̈́̓̽̂̒̐̓̔̈́̃̊͋̄̍̅͒̆̀̂̐̎́͌̈́̒̾̾̑͗͂̾͛́̓̍̾͑̈́̍̓̔͒͌̐̿̃̈̇́̎̓̑́̑̃̀̊͌̎̽̄̌̿̈̄̓́͒̈́̃̈́̄͐̿̃́̌́͑̑͗͊͂̔̇̓͋̉̿̇͗͐̒̈̍̈̎̎̓͌̍̽̈́͗̑͒́̑̃̽̉͌͋̅̓̉̊̎̽͋̎̃̉̇̆͊̏̆̓͋̒́̎̔͛͊͑̇̍͌̆̋̄̈́̊̽̉̏̓̏̑̍̓̐̑̉͊̔̀̊̃͋̐̔̆͛̋̌̈̓̈́̇̓͗͊̑̀͌̌̈́̌̈́̏̐͊͘͘͘͘̕̕̚̚̕̕͘͘͘̚̕̚̕͜͜͝͠͠͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅm̶̧̨̧̢̧̢̡̢̧̧̨̨̧̛̛̲͎̲̬̺̘͔̮̤͙̼̯͉̫͈̜͎̠̣̩̙̘̞͉͈̬̯̱̣̠̞̩̙̣͓͙͕̯̮̜̫͖̜͔͖̠̼̯̻̰̟͍̬̖̥̙͔̻͙̟̹̲̣̱̺̗̝̩̮̙͙̼̲̣̱̳͚̤̫̯̱̜̦̗͇̟̼͖̗̞̱̳̣̳̪̣̣̞̙̫̯̬̮̘̼͉̺̥̫̩͓̮͍̗̄̓̓̑̔̈̅́͌̀͗͌͋̑̌̂̑̑̇͗̈̒̃̄̌͛̌͑̌̓͌́̔͛͊̓̊̉̋́͛̎͛̔̌̎̎̇̈́̅̔̑̆́̑͂̂̊̾̈͌͛͋͐͆̐̿̀̄̚͘̕͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅę̶̢̢̨̧̡̧̧̢̧̧̡̡̛̛̛͇̠̪͖̥̣̦̹̪̙̰̻̬̣̻͉̯̯̮̹̣͓̭̗̺̩̻̥͇͉͚̜̰̺̝̘͈͕̱͇̝̙̻̥͈̱͖͉̹̻̳̻͇̻̣͚͇̣̯̞͉̤̞̦̫̗̻̳̘͔͈̺̯͕̣̹͈̤̖͍͇̦̺͚̪̗͇̮͎̻͎͎̻̦̯̙̲̳͉͓̯̬͓͖͕̬͎͓͖̲̗̯̤̖̦̥͚̘̻͇̙̘̲͈͙̟͕̼̹͕͈̥̳̯͉̮̜̟̭̝͎̗͍͛̄̀̑̋̋͋͆̾̿̈́̌̎̓̔̆̈̽͗̅̀̉̑͑̀́́̅̓̈́̋̏̇̊͂̍̌̽͒̓͛̽́̊̀̆̀̍̅̈́̕̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅ.̶̡̡̨̧̡̡̡̡̧̛̛̛̛̛͚̺̜̣̭̤͕͖͚̲̳̜͎̺͎̭̪͙͇̭̤̫͈̜̬̯̲̰̠̘͙̤̣̱̱͇̜̫̗̦͕̪̪̘̟̠̮͎̪̹̜̤̰̤̲̞͙̞̙̯͍͚̼̜̟̹̰͚̞̜͍͙̦̰͈͍͔̟̩̥͈͖̟̱͉͇͚̦̻̪͉̣̱͖̺̤̺̮̻̻̭̖̤̹̯̝̰̣͙̭͖̽̀̏͌̄͌̈́͋̐̏̒̈́̍̔͂̀̉́̌́̉̿̽͋̐̽̒̌́͌̏͐̇̇̈́͐̑̎̔͋͒́̑̈́̈́̂͐̽̽̅̂͌̄̋̒̆̃͊́̾̽́͛̏͌͌̉̈́̓͌̋͑̂̂̍̈̑̀̈́̄̅̋̃̅̎́͛̍͐̒̽̎̔͐͌̎͊͑͋̏̅͆͑̀̓̽́̀̋̈́͊̉̇̌̓̂̿̂̈̊͋͒̿̐̂̆̒̅̉͐̄̽͂̍͑̃̀̀͐̽̄͆͐̓̅̓̈͑̀̇͊͐̍̈́̄́̓̃̓͐͛̑͊̅͆͗̇̍͛̐̽̔̀̈́̒̈́͂͆̑͘̕͘͘̚̕̕͘̚̚̚̚͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅ
Guest or crasher?: Plus one to Eris.
Job: Works with Eris at his shop.
Other: Idkkkk.
Name: Grayle
Age: He has lived for all that was, all that has, and all that will. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is… Oh blep, he's mortal now. Let's say 27 with perks.
Appearence (link is fine): Grayle is thin, bony, and handsome. He has dark but early greying hair and a beard, fairly pale skin, and sharp cheekbones. Shorter than Eris, but still very tall, calloused hands and a scholarly look about him. He has grayish blue eyes and devil horns.
Personality: Serious and down to earth, yet very empathetic even if he doesn't know how to show it. Generally knows the answer to everything, will never understand your puns, and loathes interruption.
How you know/ met the happy couple: He doesn't. Knows them through Eris tbh.
Gender: Male
Being (if you are not human): Aesær.
Power/magic?: General spellcasting, deity stuff, and yes most of my characters are weird immortals with daddy issues or some shit.
Backstory: Got kicked out of full godship, met Brie, served the forces of evil, met Brie again and yeeted over to the good guys, shenanigans, confesses to Eris and Aeren, and the Idiot Boyfriend Squad unites.
Guest or crasher?: Plus two??
Job: Defender of the universe and bookstore owner.
Other: I'm tired. I did these all in six hours, not entirely consecutively but I did it, and now it is midnight and I am sleep. Goodbye, hoomans.
