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Started August 26, 2018 by Deleted user

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i read it as a weasel//

hes Caption Carswell Thorne//

No, he's Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you? (I had to. It was too good to resist.)

i dont get it//

im just going to be sitting here making snide remarks the whole rp//

Ellen rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't be asking if it was obvious. What is a Weevil exactly?"

"Nothing that concerns you. Used to be a big problem back when the old Torchwood team was still around, but we sorted it out. These days, it's a bit hard to keep in top of things, with Torchwood, well, gone." he said.

hes Caption Carswell Thorne//

No, he's Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you? (I had to. It was too good to resist.)

i dont get it//

It's essentially the main pickup line of the Captain, and it's highly effective. Usually. People normally don't mind, some actually like it lol. Just a Torchwood joke.

ah thanks//

Ellen rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't be asking if it was obvious. What is a Weevil exactly?"

"Nothing that concerns you. Used to be a big problem back when the old Torchwood team was still around, but we sorted it out. These days, it's a bit hard to keep in top of things, with Torchwood, well, gone." he said.

Ellen frowned. "What's Torchwood?" She asked, picking up her flashlight. "And I think it does concern me, since it's clearly rather dangerous, and I don't know if there are any more out there."

"Torchwood is gone. Most died fighting for the future of the human race, others left when it got too much." he said.

"That doesn't answer my question." Ellen said, casually placing her hand in her pocket where her taser was.

"You asked what Torchwood was, I told you." Jack said, placing a hand to the rather revolting and noticeable injury that has now disappeared, the only signs of it ever having been there were the stains on his coat and shirt.

"Okay, fine, but what was it exactly. You make it sound like you deal with this kind of crap a lot. Is it like ghostbusters or something?" She asked. Okay, is it just me, or was he bleeding just a few moments ago?

"Ghostbusters? Are you kidding me? No, nothing like that. As I said, Torchwood is gone. It's for the best either way, so stop bothering me. As you can see, I'm a bit busy right now." he said, gesturing to the unconscious Weevil.

"Uh huh. Fine. I'll stop bothering you." She turned to leave. "You sure there aren't anymore hanging around though?"

"Well, there probably are, and they would probably tear you apart and consume your flesh, but don't worry. They're practically harmless!" he said.

wow, reasuing//

"Yeah, totally harmless." She muttered. She turned around to face him. "If they're so 'harmless' why are you messing with one?"

"You don't wanna know. Listen, if you're gonna stick around, make yourself useful and help me drag this thing away before it wakes up." he snapped.

kill it with fire//

"Okay fine!" Better then walking off into the night with more of those things. Even if he's weird. She walked over. "Where exactly are we taking this thing?"

"Just beyond those trees, I've got a van." he said, pointing eastward past a large cluster of red pines.

i still say kill it with fire//

(Yeah, that sounds like a good idea)
"Alright then." Ellen grabbed one of its arms. "Let's get this over with."

Jack grabbed the other arm and together they dragged the creature off into a battered black van. "Just taking this one back to base, just to figure out what's gone wrong this time. Normally they aren't this hostile, it's weird seeing one of them like this." he said.