forum Cafe Mindshaker (REBOOT, CLOSED)

Started September 05, 2018 by @SaltyLasagna

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"Yeah, magic"he said waving some of his fingers as if using magic

"Magic is good. I can do magic. I look very magic-y when I magic," Michael rambled, now lying on the counter while idly poking Asura

"Would you stop that?" Asura snapped, batting Michael's hand away. "And yeah, it definitely sounds like magic, but I can't tell what type of magic is being used." He frowned, thinking for a moment.

"Probably transformation magic for the rooms and dimensional magic for the actual cafe"

"Yeah, I kinda thought the same thing, but if it's dimensional magic then I should be able to manipulate the cafe however I'd like. More importantly, I should be able to leave. But I can't." He lazily conjured up a ball of golden flames and tossed it at the window. The fire immediately fizzled out. "My magic seems to have no effect here."

"Same, i can use it. but it does not effect anything within five paces of the walls. its strange" he murmurs drawing vapor from the air and pushing the water through his fingers

"Yeah…" he sighed and finished off his coffee. "But it looks like we have the rest of eternity to figure it out, so I'm going to go to my room and take a nap with my pet lions. I'm exhausted."

"Ooh, you have lions?" Michael asked curiously. "Wait, before you nap, can you make me that latte? I'm still vaugely stoned and can't touch the caffeine sauce."

"hmm, bye.." he trails off watching the light glint off his water "i suppose i should also rest" he mutters finishing his coffee

"Yes, I have lions, and no, I will not make you coffee unless you treat me with respect."

"What part of you do you want respect? Because I'm about crotch level with you right now and I will gladly give that part respect," Michael said with a wide grin

Asura immediately turned bright red, stepping away from Michael. "That's not what I fucking meant," he said, keeping his voice steady, although it was more high pitched than normal. "I meant, don't talk to me like I'm your damn slave. I'm not going to let you order me around. You want coffee? Get it yourself."

"What part of 'I can't touch the caffeine sauce because I'm stoned' do you not understand? I'm halfway to the sky and do you really want me to kill us all?" Michael said with a roll of his eyes

"Take a nap then," he said, leaving his cup on the counter and making his way toward his room.

(he's like…semi high)

"But I can't," Michael whined. "I've got insomnia and if I wanna sleep I have to wait for my narcolepsy to kick in."

"Not my problem. Figure something out," he said over his shoulder as he opened the door to his room, smiling a bit as he was greeted with a hug by a very large male lion.

"Fuck ya too!" Michael called, flipping him off before flopping on top of the counter. "You know what, where's the cowboy, I want liquor."

"AYE MAY BE FROM TEXASS BUT AYEM NAWT A COW-FOLK" Matt yelled across the room, his words slurred slightly. "WHADDYA WHANT YA STON-ED SPOON."

"Wait, how old are you?" he asked, turning around in the door to look over at Michael. "You look like you're 17." Another lion tackled him, putting her paws up on his shoulders.
(lollll I've decided to make Asura's lions just like Ghost and Yuki)

"I am exactly 2000 and 21 my good lookin' sir," Michael said, giving him upside down finger guns before sliding off the counter to go over to Matt. Like an idiot, he tripped and fell gracefully in front of Matt. "Whatchya got, cowboy?"

"Well fer one I got ah flagpole fer ya." Matt chuckled before reaching in another pocket and dropping a random full flask down on Michael. "An' I got that too."

"Can I get that flask with a side of flagpole?" Michael asked, wiggling his eyebrows as he laid on his side in front of Matt

"Depends…" Matt growled in a husky/hoarse voice at Michael as he took out a flask for himself and began to chug.