"I mistook your clothes at the laundromat for mine, but hey you have some really nice underwear…Is that the batman emblem?"
"Hi brand new neighbor, I know you don't know me but you smiled at me the other day, and you seem really nice, can you help me kill the giant spider in my kitchen? I'll reward you with food."
“We’re roommates, and you walk in on me listening to loud ass music and crying over a broken heart and have no idea what to do since we just met a week ago.”
“I’m painting my roommates’ room with her and you live across the hall and I kind of tripped and spilled a bucket of glitter on you but hey the look suits you!”
“You’ve ordered 6 jars of peanut butter and 3 pounds of raw meat in the past week are you hiding dogs or are you at a low point in your life I’m concerned.”
“I bumped into you and you dropped and cracked your phone, please let me pay for it so you don’t hate me. My social life is sad enough as it is.”
A: You’re so stupid.
B: I’m not stupid. I’m pure Evil. I’m the night.
A: A dumb dark dork, that’s what you are. Now get off the counter and put down that blanket.
B: It’s not a blanket, It’s my cape. And I’ll do it, but because I want to, and not because you told me to.
A: Of course, oh great lord of all darkness. Would you like some hot chocolate?
B: With whipped cream?
A: Of course
B: Oh! And Sprinkles too!
A: The Mighty Lord Of Darkness has a sweet tooth, huh? And here I thought someone as evil as you wouldn’t want sprinkles on his whipped cream
B: Shut up
(Satsu could be either)
Person A is tracing “I love you” all over Person B’s back, assuming Person B is asleep. When Person A turns away from Person B to go to sleep, Person B wraps their arms around Person A and says “I love you too.” This was each others first declaration of love.
(Friends to lovers AU for this one?)
One day you’re walking around your neighborhood, when you find in the neighbors yard that you swear hates you, an open sketchbook with hand drawn sketches of you, and sweet words at the top of the page.
“Everyone is born with a compass that points in the direction of your soulmate”