forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"Mess with Kenney, you get the penney."

(Applause)

"Eddie Spaghetti waits for no man"

weird semi-British accent "Pretty legit right there…"
"RAISE A GL-" "A** to FREEEEEDOOOM……wait…."

"AAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Thats my jam. your just jelly. Preservatives"

"Hi Shilbert, how'sh life?"

"Sup… NERD" cheesy high five sequence

“‘How’s your robo dingo beep bo mango dunks crashy crash?’
‘Good.’”

"BIG SHOT GANGSTER PUTTIN' TOGETHER A CREW. YOU IN???"

"You're on in ten…Shirley…"

"Girl you look like Lin-Manuel Miranda with that beard!"
"Really? I think I look like my dad."

"HAMILTON JUNIOR!"

"Oh, they're doing Hamlet Junior With Animals?"

"MUPPET POLONIOUS!!!"

"Okay, so Laertes is Irish now…"

Babysafe

Pretty wife eat cheese

"FORM VOLTRON"
"boker"
"gaygay"
"You're gonna risk your life for SODA??!" "Well I'm gonna die at some point."
"Mistake Trio"
"Chipotle"
"CHICKEN NUGGET"
"Only worth 69 cents"

"ONWARD!"

"IF I GET BRAIN FREEZE IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT"

"what is up my glip-glop"
"am i ginger, i've always wanted to be ginger"

"What, you think I don't know how to fiddle a pickle?"
"MY CHICKEN NIGGIES"
"You wanna get toe-down to the…ho-down..ya know?"
"NNAAAAASSS"
(if you know what these are from, I love you)

"I'm PICKLE RICK"
"I'm TINY RICK"
"dont squanch in public"

"He's my Awkward Avoidance Viking."
"Well that's just dandy."

i said beep beep im a sheep
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. and it was like a hate f*** like there was some problems

"Spurt spurt goes the spray bottle!"

are you sure its a spray bottle

"do you want me to read you a bedtime story? Cause I will."

"Turkey Baster"

"Sprinkle Bucket"

"No Waffling"

"Sheriff Ashton"

"Mushroom Butt"

"HOOOORAAAAAAY!!"

"I just saw Infinity War and guess what? Now I'm single because all but one of my boyfriends died."

"MAKE SURE YOU STAY LEGAL! DON'T GET HIM DEPORTED!!"

"Hey guys. I'm from your team and I was wondering where you hid your flag."

Jumps out from behind a bookshelf "WAKANDA FOOOOOREVEEERRR!!"

"ANGELICOOOO!!"
"ELIIIIJAAAAH!"
"AND PATRICK!!"
"THE SCHUYLER BROS!!"
epic drumlike beatboxing

"Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samuel Seabury, and I-" falls off chair

"Da da da da da da dat! I'm baaaaaaaaaack!"

"Alexaaaandeeerr, don't you briiiing meeee doooowwwnnn toooodaaaay…."

"Farmer Refuted Chair Fighting."

"Country Song Tally Score."

"SAVE THE INGURUS"

"cabbage we go lettuce"

"Killer kung-fu wolf bitch"

"SAVE THE INGURUS"

"HUN WE NEED MORE MILSH"

Insert any cringey pun here

"Dude, are you drunk again?" "No I only get drunk on Mountain Dew."

"I have a Murder Cat."

"KATARINA WANNABEA WAFFLETOASTER!"

"The musical adventures of Flat Stanley."

"Don't Let Hamilton Lead A Battalion: A Parody Picture Book By Me."

"You looooove Haaaaaan Soooooloooo….."

"Dig and Save."