AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HER, FORGOT HOW TO HUMAN, WENT BLANK AND STARED AT HER FOR TEN MINUTES, SAID '"IM SORRY YOUR REALLY PRETTY AND IM REALLY GAY" AND THEN LEFT
dw fren, she may be pretty as hell but ur just as handsome/beautiful non-gendered QUEEN! im sure she thinks you're awesome!
that was the most awkward interaction of my life T-T
it's just bi-gurl flirting, you'll be fine /j
I physically cannot. I was going to go up to her and be normal and casual bc she has a boyfriend and then I malfunctioned
oooooooh… she has a boyfriend? 🫠
(ah yes, that's what someone who needs wants to reply but has to do it very quickly before everyone moves on, looks like)
(shhhh I didn't need to be called out like that /j)
HEAR YE HEARE YE!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
WOOOOOO HAPPI BIRFDAY!!!!
(sweet 16?)
15
oh whoops, I thought you were older older than me lol
Grandparent barbussy
PUH-lease I’m nowhere close to grandpa skittles… (unless he’s now a great great grandpa if)
Grandparent barbussy
PUH-lease I’m nowhere close to grandpa skittles… (unless he’s now a great great grandpa if)
Making it canon rn. He's a great great grandpa
Grandparent barbussy
PUH-lease I’m nowhere close to grandpa skittles… (unless he’s now a great great grandpa if)
Making it canon rn. He's a great great grandpa
Sooo… who’s my child then? (Skittles getting canonically older as we speak XDD)
Grandparent barbussy
PUH-lease I’m nowhere close to grandpa skittles… (unless he’s now a great great grandpa if)
Making it canon rn. He's a great great grandpa
Sooo… who’s my child then? (Skittles getting canonically older as we speak XDD)
Me and clover lol
I thought we were all siblings??
Meep, cute guy in class I’ll never see again after today
Grandparent barbussy
PUH-lease I’m nowhere close to grandpa skittles… (unless he’s now a great great grandpa if)
Making it canon rn. He's a great great grandpa
Sooo… who’s my child then? (Skittles getting canonically older as we speak XDD)
Me and clover lol
I thought we were all siblings??
Ykw I'll stay up and I'll make a Canon family tree for this chat and all the lore and shit
Grandparent barbussy
PUH-lease I’m nowhere close to grandpa skittles… (unless he’s now a great great grandpa if)
Making it canon rn. He's a great great grandpa
Sooo… who’s my child then? (Skittles getting canonically older as we speak XDD)
Me and clover lol
I thought we were all siblings??
Ykw I'll stay up and I'll make a Canon family tree for this chat and all the lore and shit
That already exists actually
I'm crying
why is that so easy to find
the actual writing sections aren't used like ever
no that for chicken chat not hell chat or soup!
I forget that you guys are technically different canons
I just view all of notebook as a family tree blob
But yeah, I guess it'd make sense to have a seperate one
Besides that chat got very clogged up anyways
ok ok ok so this is what ive got so far. (im using some stuff from the chicken chat lore so its more smooth)
skittles is the great great grandpa, also a skittle monster who we make yearly offerings of pure skittle soup to.
Captain barbussy is one of the older members, who we all call grandpa to annoy zer.
(side note: Me, Clover, and barbussy are all siblings)
Avhira, while not really in this chat, is the mother
Kori is the wine aunt/uncle (idk what the non binary term is im so sry 😭) who commands the army along with Beckett
Clover is the soup jester who helped found this nation, and preforms for the citizens of this cult nation
Serenity helps to make sure the soup is souping, as it is her job as soup judge
And I am the soup queen, and founder of this place. I do make most of the decisions at the end of the day, but it is a democracy
mhm mhm, love that, love this. 'tis approved!
I think on nb our lore "age" should be how long we've been on nb. and by this logic, if mag is an official member of soup cult nation, then mag is actually the oldest member (that I know of) and I believe phrog is the youngest.
My brain isn't braining I couldn't read that sentace at first XD