@Morals-are-for-mortals language
LETS KEEP THE SWEARING TO A MINIMAL
Demands I, the chickeniest chicken
*peeking with the side of my eye at force *
Lice infested chunk of German pancake being burned at the staaake
👁 and why,
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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@IamNOTachickenok
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ghost intestines how else do you drink your Starbucks dumbass
Magic, idiot.
LETS KEEP THE SWEARING TO A >MINIMAL
Demands I, the chickeniest chicken
*peeking with the side of my eye at force *
Lice infested chunk of German pancake being burned at the staaake
Apologies, chicken
@False-andrew flash_on
LETS KEEP THE SWEARING TO A MINIMAL
Demands I, the chickeniest chicken
*peeking with the side of my eye at force *
Lice infested chunk of German pancake being burned at the staaake
👁️👄👁️ god?
@just_gabs_needs_springtime group
takes my battle ax, and slowly backs up, because even a Valkyrie can’t handle this level of insanity
@False-andrew flash_on
giggles in eldritch crab god as i slowly come apart at the seams and grow more legs and an exoskeleton
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
takes my battle ax, and slowly backs up, because even a Valkyrie can’t handle this level of insanity
Mind if I chill in the back with u lmao
@just_gabs_needs_springtime group
giggles in eldritch crab god as i slowly come apart at the seams and grow more legs and an exoskeleton
Well that all seems horrifying
@False-andrew flash_on
giggles in eldritch crab god as i slowly come apart at the seams and grow more legs and an exoskeleton
Well that all seems horrifying
skitters away, my human head sitting atop a massive crustacean body, my W A R H A M M E R held in my half crab, half human hands/claws, cackling like a deranged magpie
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covers my ghostie eyes with my sword no thank u
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
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yes. yes I do.
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
@False-andrew flash_on
Y O U S H O U L D N O T T H E C R A B M A Y S E E A L L Y O U R S I N S B U T S H E D O E S N O T J U D G E F O R H E R S I N S O U T N U M B E R Y O U R O W N
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
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That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-
@False-andrew flash_on
That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-
W H Y N O T?
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
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That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-
W H Y N O T?
because you’re an eldritch horror, you’re fricking terrifying
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
@False-andrew flash_on
That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-
W H Y N O T?
because you’re an eldritch horror, you’re fricking terrifying
A T L E A S T I A M N O T T H E E Y E T H A T S I T S U N B L I N K I N G U P O N H I S T H R O N E O F L I E S W E A R I N G A C R O W N O F B O N E S A N D T H O R N S
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
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sips Starbucks in the corner
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
@False-andrew flash_on
sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
@False-andrew flash_on
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
lol crab legs-
SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD
hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,
I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R
Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?
N O
Maybe without the garlic butter then.
ANGRY SCREECH
Ooh, crab cakes..
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sips Starbucks in the corner
I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U
I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;
@False-andrew flash_on
(Tbh this - AT LEAST I AM NOT THE EYE THAT SITS UNBLINKING UPON HIS THRONE OF LIES WEARING A CROWN OF BONES AND THORNS - is the rawest line about God i have ever jokingly written ;-;)
