Because you’re short

I'm willing to bet you'll hit my height by the time you're 16, kid- I'm 6'11" XD

YOU’RE WHAT

sly grin 6'11 and a quarter inches, to be exact!

……I’m going to steal your kneecaps.

try it i dare you- on top of being 6'11" i can bench press the average American dad-

_{I’m not scared you are-}

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

you do not know how thick I am I’m arguably built like a fridge

Also bold of you to assume I don’t want my family tree to die- anyway

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

you do not know how thick I am I’m arguably built like a fridge

D I D- I- S T U T T E R

Also bold of you to assume I don’t want my family tree to die- anyway

bet-

sobs in comparatively short and is built like a toothpick

sobs in comparatively short and is built like a toothpick

laughs in i could snap you like a toothpick

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

Also bold of you to assume I don’t want my family tree to die- anyway

bet-

DO IT

XDDDDD

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

sobs in comparatively short and is built like a toothpick

laughs in i could snap you like a toothpick

continues sobbing

Also bold of you to assume I don’t want my family tree to die- anyway

bet-

DO IT

ADDRESSES, NAMES AND PHONE NUMBERS PLEASE

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

XDDDDDD YOU KNOW NOTHING

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

XDDDDDD YOU KNOW NOTHING

I KNOW YOU CHILD XD

I have no words

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

XDDDDDD YOU KNOW NOTHING

I KNOW YOU CHILD XD

YOU KNOW NOTHING

_{Liz come pick me up I’m scared}

I have no words

how tall are you lady of cheesecakes

Also bold of you to assume I don’t want my family tree to die- anyway

bet-

DO IT

ADDRESSES, NAMES AND PHONE NUMBERS PLEASE

find me yourself

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

XDDDDDD YOU KNOW NOTHING

I KNOW YOU CHILD XD

YOU KNOW NOTHING

WANNA BET- I WILL CALL YOU OUT RIGHT HERE IN THIS CHAT XD

Also bold of you to assume I don’t want my family tree to die- anyway

bet-

DO IT

ADDRESSES, NAMES AND PHONE NUMBERS PLEASE

find me yourself

FUCKING BET-

I left for an hour…

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

_{I mean-}

WHATCHA GONNA SAY?! HUH?!

D o it I d a r e you, string bean

force for as tall as you are y o u are the string bean, bean pole, lamp post,

my thighs are literally as thick as you are do not test me i will crush your entire family tree if i want to

👀

KAI N O I know exactly what just went through your head-

_{I mean-}

NO NOT YOU TOO-

I left for an hour…

oh hi

_{Liz come pick me up I’m scared}

What am I supposed to do leave you in the care of the snake-

I left for an hour…

oh hi

hOi